Yjh Standing In The Corner Be Like:🧍‍♀️

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head but agrees]

[oki! (･ω･)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' stabbed their avatar]

[here you go! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

forced found family

congratulations to fyodor for becoming a single girl mom!

Is it weird if I find him adorable?

Beep beep autistic car incoming

Today at school I was just minding my own business doodling when my friend furry boy saw what I was drawing (it was a 🍆 with a 🎀 tied around the tip) and said he wanted one too but a robot version with no 🎀 and said he even wanted me to sign it so I was like sure gimme a piece of paper and I'll draw it for you so he gave me a piece of paper but then it was class time so I hadn't draw it yet and during class time I was like you know what I don't wanna draw this for free so I told him if he wanted me to draw it then he'll have to pay me and then he said okay how much and I was like how much are you willing to pay for it he then grabbed into his pocket and pulled out a bunch of coins and I decided on $20 cuz he had a shit ton of $5 coins but then someone else saw and he tried to gaslight the entire class into thinking that I was the one who wanted to draw him that for no reason and I was like bitch what you mean and he got angry for some reason (our classmates wasn't even listening they were all minding their own business) and snatched the perfectly reusable blank sheet of paper ripped it into shreds and slammed it in the garbage bin like what, are all furries like this?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[then how does it work? I asked Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' but he didn't really answer the question o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and your wedding be]

[weddings are sealed by kisses and you kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' so you have to marry him now! ( っ`-´c)]

[Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' is also thinking bad thoughts of himself right now about how you won't marry someone like him (｀Δ´)]

[go comfort your bride! (੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭]

[also can I be invited to the wedding? I've never been to a wedding before ✨(◕ ◕ )✨]

That isn't how wedding works.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shrugs and says that they just do]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

Self-love at it's finest y'all

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[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tightened their hold around you]

[well I've been told I have pretty weird tase ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌]

[you're still cute to me tho! ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

Awwwwwww he's so fucking cute little baby

One of the very few things little baby 8-year-old Chuuya owned while with the Sheep was a little fluffy sheep plushie that he loved. Played with it all the time, snuggled with it at night.

Eventually it was lost when the group had to relocate at some point. Chuuya's a little older now though so he's like "whatever, I'm a big kid, I don't need some dumb little doll."

Teenaged Chuuya in the Port Mafia buys himself a puppy plushie that he may or may not sometimes sleep with because ok maybe he still misses his little sheep.

Adult Chuuya returns to Suribachi for a job or something and while they are out there, he finds among the various debris a worn out, dirty little sheep plushie. No one dares question it when he takes it home with him.

The sheep is cleaned up and sits with the beloved puppy on a shelf in Chuuya's room. They're friends now.

*aggressively likes*

He so fucking pretty oh my go- *explodes*

Priest Cale, any one?

Is this enough for you to deflect to the enemy’s side yet?