So. Logically, Dead Max is Like That because of the curse. The mayor says “That’s not Max anymore,” implying that whatever brought him back warped him beyond reasoning or humanity.
But wouldn’t it be so much funnier if (because he was drunk when he died) he was just. Eternally hammered to the point of insanity.
Gonna have a hell of a headache when he gets to Drowsytown, that’s for sure.
Funniest thing Starkid could do is cast Jerma as Max’s dad
Officer Bailey is actually just Duke if shit hit the fan
imagine meeting someone and they say "yeah im trying to get into social work/respite care for disabled individuals. but honestly if that doesnt work out im probably gonna start professionally beating people the death."
Um does this make sense
guys. he like. got hit yknow.
anyway what if after max’s mom dies his dad gets super obsessed with his son being perfect, and after he loses a football game in middle school his dad gets pissed and. yea.
lowkey hate this but. heres art!!!
I actually think that people who portray Max as some irredeemable monster (pre-death) is more OOC than a lot of his well-written redemption arcs. If you see him as the two-dimensional bully that he is seen as by every other character in the musical, you missed the point of his death scene. He’s a tragic character because he could’ve been better. Maybe not good, but better. He had 18 years to be different, and he didn’t. And when he finally had some development, he died. That’s heartbreaking! He’s human, guys. That’s the whole point of the show. No one is as two-dimensional as they may let on.
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You know what, I fuck with it when Nick said the nerds (Pete, Ruth and Richie) aren't really "friends", but just hang with each other cause they don't have other friends (or something close to that)
Cause fuck if that wasn't me in high school (was either forced to be friends with the popular kids or was with the other nerds in art class, and I know which one I loved more, lol)
Webby convinces her brothers that having a prophet is fun and so they each find a Hatchetfieldian to Make Worse, Be More Chill style.
I think the final Hatchetfield musical should be following the Lords in Black as protagonists
Absolutely worth the wait what a cutie
this was not worth the wait sorry guys
under versions under cut cause I couldn't decide. plus one with that stupid red bow cause i love red and i love bows
Camper A: Twinkies are gross.
Camper B: I love Twinkies!
Camper A: Evidently.
*The entire camp slowly turns to face the Jerries, who are absolutely oblivious*
Kids at Camp I Don’t Wanna Bang making gay jokes, and they keep upping the explicitness of the innuendos just to see how long it will take for the Jerries to notice they weren’t actually just talking about cutting things with scissors
She/herVarsity jacket enthusiast. Dni if you have hate in your heart
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