Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard

Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard
Kevin The Kitten And Satan The Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat πŸ–€ Artist: πŸ“Έ@vanessastockard

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4 months ago

i dont give a shit about marvel can i pretend spider man is a dc property and lives in gotham

4 months ago

Could you do β€œWhy did you choose me?” for Parkner?

"Why did you choose me?"

Harley's head turns suddenly, the words registering in his mind but not fully comprehending.

In his defense, he isn't expecting that sort of question while they're standing in the canned vegetable aisle of the grocery store.

Harley had been in an intense mental debate between two different brands of baked beans when Peter said the words that still aren't making sense.

"To go... grocery shopping with me?" Harley asks slowly.

"No. I... to be with you."

"At the grocery store?"

"In this relationship."

Harley blinks, the confusion quickly shifting into concern and alarm. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong."

"Something's gotta be wrong if you're asking questions like that while holding a can of Del Monte corn. Which, maybe set that down before you crack it open." Harley gently pulls the now very dented can from Peter's hand, his touch slackening his grip. Harley intertwines their fingers. "Where's this comin' from?"

"There's a lot of corn in the world."

"...Yeah I guess so. Tennessee's more of a soybean state than corn, but I know there's the yellow and purple kind. Probably more. There's blue ones right? Because the chips are blue." He pauses. "We should get some salsa."

"Harley," Peter says, grabbing Harley's hand as he starts to drift towards the canned tomatoes. "There's a lot of corn in the world. There's corn on the cob and the kind that come off the cob in freezer bags and kernels that turn into popcornβ€”"

"I don't think I'm following."

"β€”and there's the kind that comes in the can," Peter finishes, breath heaving like he's just single-handedly fought of a whole hoard of aliens. "And... and the kind that comes in the can is tinny and it's submerged in water and you've gotta drain the water out and when you warm it up it gets hard but if you don't then it's lukewarm unless you put it in the fridge and have it cold but then the can is coldβ€”"

"Peter," Harley says, grabbing Peter's face in his hands.

"I'm like canned corn. I've got all these extra steps and extra problems and extra baggage and trauma and you could have the corn on the cob or the frozen corn or anything easier than canned."

Harley stares at Peter, mind racing as it finally clicks. He runs a thumb over Peter's cheek and presses a soft kiss to his forehead.

"Corn on the cob's gotta be shucked. It makes a mess and doesn't always break easily and you gotta cook it and it doesn't taste the same if you boil it or broil it or grill it."

Peter's eyes go wide, clearly not expecting this response.

"Frozen corn's gotta be warmed up too. You can put it in the microwave but when you pour it, it's got boiling hot juice and condensation that spills on your hand when cut it open. And if you leave it in the fridge too long it gets stale and covered in frost and gets stuck together in one big ice-corn cube."

Harley taps his finger on Peter's chin, making a face like he's pretending to think. "And, y'know, now that you say it, I don't actually know how to make my own popcorn. I just get the kind that comes in the bag that you pop right into the microwave. I'm guessing it takes a lot of skill to not get everywhere and cook just right."

Harley smiles. "But I like canned corn a lot. It's reliable. You know what you're getting and you know it's gonna be good. And yeah, sure, cooking it might be a pain, but I don't see anything wrong with how it is. Just a spoon and a can of corn, juice and all."

Harley shakes Peter lightly by the shoulders. "I love you because you're you, Peter. Not because it's always gonna be easy. Not because you're the simplest choice. But because you're you, all of the tin and juice and inability to warm up."

Peter chuckles wetly.

"So you know what? Even if you've got more extra steps than the frozen corn or more problems than the corn on the cob or more trauma than the corn kernels β€”Β which, in my opinion, I think whatever that process is to turn it into popcorn is so much more traumatic than whatever you've got," Peter laughs again, "know that it's all worth it. Because I love you. And you're worth taking the extra steps. And you're also worth not taking any extra steps at all and just accepting who you are already."

4 months ago
Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes

Don't let the stars get in your eyes

Don't let the moon break your heart

4 months ago
Thinking About Them Atm (couldn't Focus While Writing So I Had To Doodle)

thinking about them atm (couldn't focus while writing so i had to doodle)

3 months ago
Support Course! Au Grrr

support course! au grrr

4 months ago
Hello, Russian-speaking Gk Community (and Everyone Else Willing To Put Their Fate In The Hands Of Machine
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Hello, Russian-speaking Gk Community (and Everyone Else Willing To Put Their Fate In The Hands Of Machine
Hello, Russian-speaking Gk Community (and Everyone Else Willing To Put Their Fate In The Hands Of Machine
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4 months ago

I keep reading so many Peter Parker in Gotham AU fanfics, and I got the worst idea ever

As most start outs go in these fics, Post SM:NWH Peter ends up in DC universe Gotham

Only difference? The Joker in this DC universe is actually an alternate version of Norman Osborn.

I know this sounds so dumb but like,,, imagine it. May died trying to help Norman, and Peter nearly threw away his morals to avenge her death by killing Norman himself. Now he's faced with another version of Osborn who is so much more fucked up, who's been through so much shit, and all Peter can see past that shitty clown make-up is the poor man who needed help who his aunt died trying to help. The man who went to FEAST knowing Peter could help. The man who one second was scared of everything including himself, and the next was laughing uncontrollably, even through the punches Peter pounded into him.

What if Peter decides Mays death won't be in vain. That even if this isn't the same Norman Osborn, he's going to help him and he won't die trying like May. He's going to avenge her death the right way.

Then cue the Bats freaking the FUCK out because???? As much as they beat the shit out of him, Bruce had spent years trying to help him, then this homeless and totally adoptable kid shows up out of nowhere and is breaking past the Joker and to the real man trapped behind it all?????


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4 months ago

In the spirit of DC transitioning into having Nightwing the Justice League, I need opinions on what would happen if Peter grew up and also became a member of the JL

Constantly compared to his dad? Or gain his on rep? Do they even know? Omg what if I made a series of this

"Spider-man in the Justice League"

I would NOT be offended if someone did this πŸ‘€

4 months ago
Hades Asks Only Important Questions

hades asks only important questions

6 months ago
God's Tiniest Dickbin (batman & Robin: Year One #1)
God's Tiniest Dickbin (batman & Robin: Year One #1)
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God's Tiniest Dickbin (batman & Robin: Year One #1)
God's Tiniest Dickbin (batman & Robin: Year One #1)
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God's Tiniest Dickbin (batman & Robin: Year One #1)
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