I decided to see what fics were updated on ao3 on my bday just for kicks and giggles and um- i broke it😭 i’ve angered the ao3 gods by trying to scroll through too many tabs of works😭 now it won’t even let me read any of my other ao3 tabs
pro-tip for commenting on fic: DO NOT tell the author if the fic was posted on the day you were born.
I wonder if anyone has studied me in the ways I’ve studied you,
Faithfully cataloging every habit and hobby and quirk,
Because to be known is to be loved, and how i love you,
The great loves of my life, my sisters, friends, and not quite lovers,
I wish to cradle you close, in the palm of my hand.
Every act of creation is done with you in mind,
A gift, made with the hope of being treasured by you,
To make you understand the depths of my love,
I try to cry out, “see, see how i know you! See how i love you!”
But speaking the words is a difficult task that leaves me vulnerable,
To a rejection i couldn’t face if you didn’t know or understand,
The depths of my love.
So i’ll choke on the blooms of my love for all of you,
The great loves of my life, become part of me,
In lilies and peonies and lavender, crawling up my lungs,
And i would gladly die, just for the thought of having given you,
The hope, the feeling, or even the faintest notion,
That you were loved.
Petition to @staff for turning the checkmarks into daggers for the ides of march
i’m going to sleep can you guys look after my glass of apple juice with no ice? thanks
If i had a nickel for every doomed yaoi ship i’ve been hyper fixated on this year that ended in a space explosion, features mad scientists, and whose ship name ends in -ik i’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
emperor belos is literally one of the most characters ever. like. you don't get it. he's a 400 years old puritan. he is the most powerful witch that ever lived. he's a Creature. he thinks of himself as a savior of humanity. he killed 50 children. he possesed the body of God. he bit a person with his bare teeth. once he got hit by a car. his name is philip and he's from connecticut
It’s working again thank the ao3 gods my prayers were answered
pro-tip for commenting on fic: DO NOT tell the author if the fic was posted on the day you were born.
hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
… why does he have tits
pinchrest outfit tnt doodle :>
[id: a drawing of c!wilbur and c!quackity over an orange background. wilbur is leaning one elbow on quackity’s shoulder, smiling, with one leg crossed over the other. quackity is smiling back at him, hands on his hips. wilbur’s wearing flared jeans with brown and yellow flower detailing on the bottoms, brown platform boots, and an orange croptop with flared sleeves. quackity’s wearing a striped yellow, white and red dress and brown high-heeled boots. end id]