Wtaf Is This Lmfao

Upon arrival on the island, Phil had his wings clipped…the problem is that he doesn't remember when and how

And because it's a permanent summer on the island he can't figure out when his next shedding is

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

Please elaborate on these Tumblr holidays? I am a Reddit refugee (obvs) so so out of the loop

Tumblr has many holidays, but I'll just go over the ones I mentioned in the post because otherwise I'd be here for years.

First off is Niel Banging out the Tunes. It happens on April 13th and everyone posts this picture wherever possible.

It's also Homestuck day, but usually that ends up trending second to good old Niel and his tunes.

Next up is the Ides of March. This takes place on March 15th and is the day that Caesar got stabbed by his pal Brutus (as well as most of the Roman Senate). Tumblr gets really excited about it every year and posts a shit ton of memes about him getting his ass murdered. Fun for the whole family!

Then we got Out Of Touch Thursday. Happens every Thursday, and people post/reblog variations of this video here.

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Thursday’s are best days

It spawned the trend of weekly Tumblr events, like Flat Fuck Friday (my personal favorite).

And last but not least, The One Random Day In August Where We All Reblog The New Version Of The Halloween Post. It's exactly what it sounds like, here's the link to the most recent update.

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I didn't know what to do for the update this year as I felt I would just be repeating myself from last year, so I was advised to go balls to

There are many more Tumblr Holidays, including the infamous DestielPutinElection day, but I'm tired and if you look in the comments section of my original post you'll see plenty of people listing off their favorites. Hope this helps!

mama ive been chasing a ghost!!! fo i look! llike him!!!

finally, the deities are finished

emperor belos is literally one of the most characters ever. like. you don't get it. he's a 400 years old puritan. he is the most powerful witch that ever lived. he's a Creature. he thinks of himself as a savior of humanity. he killed 50 children. he possesed the body of God. he bit a person with his bare teeth. once he got hit by a car. his name is philip and he's from connecticut

It’s working again thank the ao3 gods my prayers were answered

pro-tip for commenting on fic: DO NOT tell the author if the fic was posted on the day you were born.

Y’all is ao3 crashing again what is going on😭😭