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Dad!Might & Fem!Deku headcanons

The first time he saw Deku’s hero outfit he threw a blanket (most likely Aizawa’s) at her and death glared all the boys in the group.

He is always like a hawk watching over for Deku. Aizawa thinks it’s creepy and that he’s going to get himself arrested.

He is a little old fashioned. He has this urge to keep Deku’s virtue intact until she is 29 and gets married.

He thinks no one is good enough to marry her.

He supports Bakugou to be a great hero. Still he threatens him when no one is watching.

Every time Deku is alone with a boy, or a group of boys he appears out of the blue, smiling and with a hand on her shoulder. 

The guys in U.A. High think he is scary.

He is always sending threateningly glances at Kacchan and Todoroki.

He redesigned Deku’s outfit.

He cried when she didn’t like it.

Deku still wears it, because All Might made it for her.

Aizawa is sick-tired of All Might always asking him to go easy on his little girl. 

Deku is happy to invite All Might over for dinner. So is her mum.

He doesn’t even need an invitation now.

Deku almost kills herself when she accidentally called All Might dad instead of Teacher in front of everybody.

All Might was fully blessed by it for a whole month.

Aizawa needed a lot of will power to not choke the man to death because he was tired of it.

Somewhere in that time, All Might started to check adoption requirements.

Todoroki is still scared for life due to All Might’s threats. Every time he talks to the green-haired girl, he is at least 1 feet away from her.

Kacchan can’t care less.. He knows he has the power to make the Symbol of peace mad and he likes it.

When Deku confessed to All Might she likes someone he cried for an entire week.

This time, Aizawa kicked him…. He needs his sleep.

All Might thought about converting Deku into christianity…. and make her take the purity vows.

Deku, politely, refused the offer.

He always spies on missions and practice to make sure his girl is alright.

One time, Deku knitted him a sweater for Christmas. He doesn’t take it off and shows it even in summer. 

All Might taught Deku how to make Western food, he even wears an apron Deku gave to him.

Deku taught him how to bake in return. These two love to make food and eat it together.

He pushes Deku ‘till her limits, because he knows she can do better. But if someone else tries to do so he gets mad.

He photobombs all the group’s photos … only when Deku is placed between boys or one of then has their masculine (full of boy cooties) hands on her (waist, shoulder).

When Deku is feeling down, he cosplays as Magical girls to make her feel better.

He drops chocolate bars every now and then for Deku to find when she is in that time of the month.

Deku suffers of awful-strong cramps and tends to be moody and copy Kaccha’s behavior.

All Might bought her a hand-size dog. Beside it is cute, he read in a gossip magazine that the heat the dogs have helps to calm the cramps if placed in the stomach.

Deku smiled, not knowing how to tell her favorite hero that he shouldn’t believe everything that those magazines say.

Battle Butler AU

Midoriya Izuku comes from a long line of family butlers. He knows all about keeping the house clean and his employees fed and satisfied.

Oh, and he knows how to kick some serious ass.

So when Miss Yaoyorozu decides to venture into the career of heroics, it is only logical for him to join her.

@zedref

@blackace70

What is one superpower you would love to have? And what would you do with your power?

Probability Manipulation like Domino. Now as stupid as that sounds here me out. My chances of finding a free million dollars while driving my car is next to zero right? Well with this power I could make it like 99% possible. My sister can’t find a job? Well now she has several people wanting to hire her thanks to my powers. XDIf not that then teleporting so I don’t have to buy gas for my car at all. :P

EVISCERATED

Froppy: Hey Deku, you ever think about how many times my tongue could wrap around your-

Deku: *Incoherent screaming*

Froppy: I’m RIBBIT-ed for your pleasure! 🐸

Perfectly balanced as

Everything should be

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

I had little idea of what to draw so I used the “Izuru/Izuku” I had (Yes, dangan ronpa reference)

He was created to only follow the rules and act like “a normal person” (Sometimes crossdress so people suspect less, mistaken for a girl) used to recognise territory, create a list of weak points/ potential ways to kill anyone, and spy on enemies and potential allies. 

Of course, even after the brainwash he can recall something of his past live, and suspect that some noumus used to be people he used to know, maybe old friends? he is not sure but didn’t care… util a battle where he got hit in the head, after that, he gain some personality and start to plot his own escape, maybe travel and helps heroes, he doesn’t know. 

He is heartbroken when the flying nomou die, he knew he was used to be a friend of Kacchan.

He doesn’t have a powerful quirk, it would be troublesome if this guy was smart and powerful, but he is smart enough to make the villains self-destruct creating distrust between gangs. 

BNHA Masterlist

BNHA girls with male s/o

BNHA girls spicing it up for Christmas

BNHA girls catching their male friend getting off to their photos

BNHA girls reacting to their s/o’s length being a lot larger than expected

BNHA girls reacting to s/o finishing inside them unprotected

Mina, Tsuyu, Momo, and Uraraka with a nerdy male s/o

Izuku eating out fem s/o

Aizawa headcanons

Dabi and a fem s/o going on a vacation

First time with Shinsou

Shinsou using his quirk on fem s/o

Fem villain Deku headcanons

Villian Deku experimenting with his s/o’s body’s limits

Bakugou pegged by a fem s/o

Dabi, Shigaraki, and fem s/o fooling around in a loose relationship

Tokoyami and Dark Shadow with a male s/o

KamiWase jealous sex

TetsuWase angry sex with Tetsutetsu’s quirk

TodoDekuBaku double penetration

Bakugou fucking Awase after a fight

HitoMina New Years kiss leads to more

HitoMina public sex

HitoMina getting a new chair and break it in

TodoBaku gym sex

TodoBaku hate sex

Tony learning from his previous suits’ failures/shortcomings.