Lemme Bless Y’all With This Video

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

Ruby/Nora/Penny reacting to their S/O's semblance ability that can freeze time for 13 seconds but puts a massive strain on their heart.

Ruby:

-she thinks your semblence is the coolest one she has ever seen.

-until she discovers the downside of it, she will then beg you not to use it in fear of you having a heart attack or worse killing yourself.

-if you have no choice, but to use it she will cry when she sees you kneeling in pain clutching your heart and will then restrict you to bed and become your personal maid until you are better.

Nora:

-she loves that you can kick absolute ass when everything is stopped.

-nora has lost virtually everything when she was younger so she would slap you with tears welling up in her eyes saying that she forbids from ever using your semblence ever again. 

-if you have to use it, it would be one of the few things that would make nora break down and cry and your near unconscious form.

Penny:

-she is impressed stating that such a semblence will come in handy.

-being an android she would instantly scan something wrong with your heart and would then inquire about it.

-when she discovers the unfortunate effect your semblence has she would ask that you refrain from using it unless you have no choice. 

Mina, Momo and Uraraka's first time with their male s/o (not first time period just first with s/o). s/o is shy and think he may not do a good job. When the girls pull down his pants, they see that their S/O is massive, and I mean. . .MASSIVE. Their reactions? Bonus: Aftermath after they thought they could handle that monster. Spoiler: They didn't

My first time writing NSFW for the girls, it was such a pain reading it over and over idk if its any good. But I love these girls so much ;-; 

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I can’t breathe

Can you write a scenario where Iida keep doing accidental innuendos while speaking to the class and they just lose it and laugh their ass off while he has no clue of what is going on?

My brain every day: comes up with numerous sexual innuendos up the ass

My brain trying to write this: …what 

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“Alright guys! We have to keep thrusting forward! Quicker, faster, harder let’s go! Push yourselves!”

Iida’s booming voice rang throughout the training room, trying to motivate his fellow classmates through their free work out day. However, he stopped his sprints and looked at them all in confusion when he heard them chucked at his words, mainly Kaminari and Sero who also seemed to be giving each other a look.

“Stop goofing off and go work on that power rack, and make sure to spot each other!” he instructed them while pointing to the various weight machines. Another snicker came from the two of them but Iida chose to ignore it. 

His attention was grabbed when he head Ashido’s voice excitedly cheering and he looked over to see her standing next to Jirou, both of them standing over Yaoyorozu as she was planking. “Ah, good job girls! Way to double team Yaoyorozu with positivity!”

“Wha-” Yaoyorozu’s face was red as she dropped from her plank, grunting as she hit the ground hard. Jirou just looked up at Iida, unblinking, while Ashido began to laugh, trying to muffle the sound with her hand. 

“Hm? What’s so funny?”

Ashido managed to speak between laughs, “N-nothing Iida.” She wasn’t going to tell him just yet, finding too much amusement in how clueless he was.

“Well, alright then. If you need me, I’m just going to go over there to clean and jerk.”

“IIDA!” Yaoyorozu and Jirou shouted before they started to laugh as well.

“What?” he asked, looking around as he saw others watching them and some laughing as well. “I mean, I could work on my snatch instead,” he thought out loud, debating the pros and cons of the different weight lifting styles in his head. 

Then the laughter increased in volume and Iida was more confused than ever, looking around to see the majority of his classmates clutching their stomachs while some were even on the ground. Even Aizawa who was sat in the corner observing them was rolling his eyes and chuckling to himself. Iida’s patience of not knowing was starting to get on his nerves.

“Can someone please tell me what’s so funny?”

BNHA Masterlist

BNHA girls with male s/o

BNHA girls spicing it up for Christmas

BNHA girls catching their male friend getting off to their photos

BNHA girls reacting to their s/o’s length being a lot larger than expected

BNHA girls reacting to s/o finishing inside them unprotected

Mina, Tsuyu, Momo, and Uraraka with a nerdy male s/o

Izuku eating out fem s/o

Aizawa headcanons

Dabi and a fem s/o going on a vacation

First time with Shinsou

Shinsou using his quirk on fem s/o

Fem villain Deku headcanons

Villian Deku experimenting with his s/o’s body’s limits

Bakugou pegged by a fem s/o

Dabi, Shigaraki, and fem s/o fooling around in a loose relationship

Tokoyami and Dark Shadow with a male s/o

KamiWase jealous sex

TetsuWase angry sex with Tetsutetsu’s quirk

TodoDekuBaku double penetration

Bakugou fucking Awase after a fight

HitoMina New Years kiss leads to more

HitoMina public sex

HitoMina getting a new chair and break it in

TodoBaku gym sex

TodoBaku hate sex

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

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