Any Admin Who'd Like To Take This Is Fine! BNHA Headcanons For Who Would Be Most Chill About An English

Velstadt was always at the King's side, as if he were his lord's own shadow. After the King retired to the Undead Crypt, Velstadt followed, never to return.

Violet-chan \o/

Spot on

Sekijirou : So Aizawa, how is your class doing this year ?

Todoroki

Yaoyorozu

Midoriya

Bakugou

Aizawa: … I’ve mixed feelings

I have thoughts

I have prayers

I’m sending them in a certain direction

Infer what you will

Persona 5 : ok

or

Dark souls : Well s***

So Hibana, Midnight, Miruko, Boa, and Yang's s/o seems to have had a rough day and asks to lay on the girl's boobs. While the girls do think this is some kind of perverted fantasy, they allow s/o to do so, only for s/o to say. "Thanks, hearing your heart beat really calms me down."

An: ah the classic misdirection you love to see it

Hibana:

She isn't thrilled at first but at the same time she isn't pissed off

Everyone has their moments when they just need to lay on their partner

Perv moment or not she isn't so cold to not let them be close to her

When they do chime in about her heartbeat calming them down it would stun her for a moment

She assumed wrong and she did feel bad about it for a second

She honestly should have known better

But then she wraps her arms around them and holds them closer

She is gentle and calm and so incredibly in control as usual

Her s/o can breath and shake off whatever is on their mind for as long as they need

Because she may seem cool and collected in a fight

But she knows just how bad nerves can be sometimes

And she wants to let them find calm in her, after all it is part of her job

Midnight:

She fully expects it to be a pervy thing and she doesn't mind it

It is a large part of her own imagery after all

She really can't be surprised when her s/o takes it upon themselves to use her as a very squishy pillow

She is content to let them stay there until they are ready to get up

But when they thank her it takes her a second to process it

And she gets it

Things can be tense and knowing you have some there for you can be soothing

Especially with the rhythmic thump of a heartbeat

She would do her best to just stay calm for them and let them calm down

Because she gets stress, she and all her friends deal with it every day

And she's just glad she can be a source of relief and relaxation to someone she cares so deeply about

And she'll help out her s/o any way she can in the future as well

Miruko:

She would normally argue it, call them out on it and tease them to the world's end

She knows why they want to lay on her

But she's tired and honestly their weight is comfortable

It's been a long day and having them come and lay on her was calming

It kept her still and feeling relatively at peace

When they thank her for letting them stay like this it hits home

She knows how claming listen to something like that can be, she does it when she can't sleep

She lays her head on their chest and counts the beats

It reminds her that she's somewhere safe and calm and soothing

And so she totally gets it and feels sorta stupid for judging them for her own habits

But hey she's only human too and she just shrugs it off and enjoys her s/o's company

Boa:

She doesn't mind it at all since it is her s/o after all

She wants them to enjoy her body and her company

But when she hears them thank her it breaks her heart just a little

Yes she's happy that she can make them happy and calm

But she also doesn't like the idea of them stressing out without her there to comfort them

She wants to be their support as often as possible

She would do her best to help them while she was here of course

But she assures them that whenever they need her she will be there to take care of them and support them

On a happier note for her she gets to hold the one she loves and know they are calm here

It is a very safe place for them after all and she wants to keep it that way

As long as she can bring them some comfort in the end though, she is happy

Yang:

She gets it for sure

She probably will tease them about in in the future

But a chest pillow is just as comfortable and lewd as a lap pillow in her eyes

But hearing them thank her melts her a little

The idea that something as simple as her heartbeat could calm them is a nice thought

She would give them a little squeeze for that and being sweet

She does find comfort in their presence too when she gets to hold them

It's grounding for her to be reminded that they are real and very close

There's something just nice about it so she understands them completely and loves it

And she'd make sure to let them know sometime, in her own way of course

She's not just going to outright adm something like that

bruce is doing a justice league thing and superman’s like “we need an acrobat to complete this mission!” and bruce gets so excited (but like. dark knight™ excited.) because he gets to call dick!!!!!! his son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Felice giorno della Liberazione a tutti gli italiani in questo sito ed oltre

Happy Liberation Day to all italian in this site and beyond

communication is the foundation

So… You wanna explore the Universe.

If you are reading this guide, then you and any potential peers want to leave the comfort and security of your warm mother star and expand into the cold, dark, and unforgivable void. A mistake, really, but I am not here to stop you; I am here to lay out some basic rules that you puny mortals must abide by.

Don’t ask questions you are not prepared to know the answer to.

There’s always bigger.

Never cross the Elder Gods.

Always remember rule 1.

Fusion based energy is your best friend. If you are still using fossil fuels then your species sucks. Period.

Speaking of fossil fuels, chemical based rockets suck. Try using space bending warp drives or quantum bridges. Light speed sucks, too.

It’s not a bad idea for your species to be genocidal xenophobic maniacs to everything but yourselves. Just make sure you have the firepower to back it up.

I highly recommend total unity within your species. If you are too busy fighting amongst yourselves, what are you going to do when Needledorp arrives?

Fear Needledorp.

Always remember rule 9.

If you find a desolate, rocky planet with the only inhabitant named “Frank”, avoid that planet at all costs. I don’t care if it’s rich in resources, just avoid it.

Some black holes are alive. They are aggressive. Do not pet the black holes.

It’s just like that, sometimes.

Make sure nothing is following you.

If you have an individual with psychic powers, expect them to go insane once they leave the confines of your mother star. Lock them up in a closet with a few markers and check up on them every once in a while. If they star my screaming about an entity named “Carol”, shoot them out the airlock. They will be the distraction.

Remember rule 1.

You are immortal until proven otherwise.

Any extraterrestrial rocks may have anomalous properties. Proceed with caution, or you may get space zombies or something.

Remember rule 13.

Make sure nothing is following you.

Violence may be an answer to a dispute with an extraterrestrial entity. Copulation is a last resort (control your thirst).

If bullets don’t work, punches will.

Remember rule 17.

Your objective: survive.

Babies are not food, they are weapons.

There are cheat codes.

Don’t ask about the cheat codes. Remember rule 1.

If the void is staring at you. Make it uncomfortable.

Avoid Frank. The anomalous one.

Remember rules 1, 2, and 3.