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What normal people see: Izuku getting an answer wrong with Momo correcting him.

What my Izuku X Momo headcanon mind can see: They have little competitions to see who can answer questions first. They do it for every subject. Who ever has the least amount has to do a forfeit or pay for dinner.

… THIS SHIP IS MY LIFE AND I AM IT’S CAPTAIN!

“why me?” -Katsuki Bakugou imagine

You have a prophecy quirk that lets you know when something someone has said will come true or not. If someone makes a prediction “I will run a hero agency in the future” A ringing bell noise goes off in your head which lets you know that the thing they said will definitely come true. You have never been wrong your entire life. One day Uraraka says something about you and Bakugou (your sworn enemy) getting married and you hear a very similar ringing noise go off in your head.

mild swearing (it’s Katsuki)

word count: 1,361

Writing for katsuki is so fun, he’s so mean and angsty, it’s great. i love it.

From the moment you and Bakugou met, it started downhill and now it was just Hell breaking loose every time you guys got near each other. At the beginning of the school year, during  your first lunch period, you met Bakugou for the first time. He was walking by you with a group of other students from 1-A and said, “ONE DAY, I AM GOING TO BE NUMBER 1 HERO.” Your prophecy quirk didn’t ring in your brain so you knew this wasn’t true. You didn’t want to let the poor kid keep his hopes up for too long. You walked up to him, calmly tapped him on the shoulder and you swear you heard him start growling. “Excuse me, but you’re not.” All of his classmates looked dumbfounded and extremely fearful, now, looking back, you know why.

“What. did. you . say.”

“I said you’re not. You’re not going to be the No. 1 Hero. Ever. Sorry!” You honestly thought you were helping the poor guy out.

“And who the fuck are you supposed to be?” He was now hovering over you. But you really weren’t the type to be intimidated easily. Especially not by people who just appeared to be fancy bullies.

“I’m from the support class, but my quirk, it lets me know when the things people say are going to come true. I heard you say you were going to be Number 1 Hero, but my quirk didn’t go off, so it’s not going to come true.”

“You’re from the support class and you honestly think you can stand here and speak to me? You’re the scum of UA, get out of my face.”

“It’s never been wro-”

“I SAID I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU. GET AWAY!” An explosion of fire erupted from his palms, not directed at you, just as a warning.

And that was the beginning of your relationship. It’s gotten better in the fact that now he doesn’t try to actively attack you in the hallways anymore.

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“Out of my way (Y/N)!” A very familiar and annoying voice spits out behind you. You and your classmates were shuffling around in the cafeteria for breakfast before class started. You hadn’t gotten a lot of sleep the night before cause you heard a tragic prediction on the news about something going on in the States. It kept you up all night, knowing it was going to come true. Your quirk had a lot of perks, but it also forced you to carry burdens such as these.

“Not in the mood Bakugou.”

“Lucky for you, neither am I.” He spits out at you angrily as he pushes past you and as he knocks into you, you drop your food all over the ground.

“Do you just get off on being an asshole? I don’t understand it! Can’t you tell I’m in a terrible mood? Or do you get an extra boner when you make people miserable. Just leave me the fuck alone already.”

You now noticed everyone in the cafeteria was staring at you, mouths agape, Bakugou included. Except his mouth was open because he looked like he was about to start screaming.

“Maybe if you just dropped out, you wouldn’t be in my way! People like you never amount to anything anyway!”

“I could never leave, it would give you too much satisfaction.”

“Scum.”

“Asshole.”

It was like this on repeat everyday. Your burning resentment smouldered into a comfortable hatred and you were used to his biting remarks and spiteful insults. You felt bad because at this point you knew, Bakugou only had one dream, to be the best. And you basically told him that his one dream would never come true. You were basically a dream crusher, but Bakugou’s behavior didn’t exactly make it easy to apologize. You didn’t even know if he remembered what you told him, let alone believe what you said.

One day you were listening to the news again and heard something even more tragic. It bummed you out and caused your anxiety to act up so you decided to take a break from people that day, especially Bakugou. The next day you came to school but you were still feeling gloomy so you skipped breakfast, knowing that’s where Bakugou would be waiting for you. When lunch came, you pulled out a apple you grabbed from home and stowed away in the girl’s bathroom. Trying to avoid his toxic aura at all costs. When it was time to get back to class, two girls stumbled in from 1-A, Uraraka and Asui.

“Oh, (Y/N),” They both look startled.

“Sorry you guys, haha” You chuckled, “You know, just trying to avoid Bakugou,” You thought they would understand, but instead of laughing with you, they exchanged glances with each other. “What’s going on?” You didn’t feel like guessing what their glance was supposed to mean.

“Bakugou has been really on edge the past two days you’ve not been at breakfast or lunch.” Asui started, “Today, he’s been terrorizing other students in your class, asking about where you’ve been.”

Meanwhile at lunch**********************

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW!!??” Bakugou was raging. “HOW COULD ALL OF YOU FUCKERS BE IN A CLASS WITH HER AND DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE IS?”

“S-Sorry Bakugou, s-she wasn’t at school at all yesterday.” There was some more yelling. A table was flipped. A teacher was called. Bakugou was restrained.

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“I don’t understand, why is bullying me that important to him?” Why had you become such an important punching bag for him? Forget feeling bad. You hated him. “No offense or anything, but can’t he take some of his anger out on you guys?”

“He does, but it’s gotten kind of intense the last two days. I think it’s cause you’re not around.” Asui looked pensive.

Uraraka chimed in, “my parents were sworn enemies when they went to school, the hated each other. Now they’re married. Maybe one day you and Bakugou will be married.”

A very familiar ringing noise went off in your head. You felt your heart drop into your stomach. You were hoping and praying it wasn’t true. You felt like you were going to be sick. WHY ME.

“Are you ok (Y/N)?”  Uraraka asked.

“Yeah, I’m fine.” You said as you scurried away. You weren’t fine. You were leaving. Dropping out of UA. You can’t marry someone if you never see them again right? Out of the billions of people on this Earth you could not believe you ended up marrying what seemed like the worst person in the entire world. By now classes had started so no one was in the hallways. In your hurry to leave, you turned a corner hastily without looking and collided with someone walking in the opposite direction.You both landed on the ground, facing each other. You prop yourself up on your hands and realize your laying on top of Bakugou.

“You!” You both shout at each other in unison. You quickly get up and adjust yourself.

You saw him in a different light now that it seemed he would be the person you were destined to marry. Maybe he wasn’t so bad afterall-

“Why are you always in my way (Y/N)?” Nope, still the same asshole. Maybe he was so mean to you because he liked you? Maybe teasing him would be the ultimate way of making him suffer.

“Bakugou, why can’t you try being nice to me for a change? Besides, you’re not fooling me anymore, I heard,” You took a step closer to him, “you missed me today.” You point a taunting finger at him and begin to trace the collar of his shirt. He grabs your wrist. “Fuck off, I didn’t miss you.”

“Aww,” you say in a mock-sad tone, “well I missed you.”

“You did?” He tried so hard not to sound excited, but he failed. He was still holding onto your wrist

“Are you trying to hold my hand?” You said, giggling. He realized he was still holding on and tossed your hand away.

“Piss off. I’m late for class.” He begins to walk away.

“See you at breakfast tomorrow,”

“Scum.”

“Asshole.”

❤

𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓎-𝒫𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓎

**Note* I don’t actually know what Uraraka’s parents were like and I don’t know the ultimate fate of Bakugou (whether or not he becomes the number one hero or not)**

Wellllllllllll........

Being a hero just got extremely more dangerous.

Also this remind me of the fanfic "Mightless" on fanfiction.net based on similar concept

Villain Analyzer!Deku AU - Origins | INTRO . 1(HERE) . 2(END) .

A continuation of my version of Villain!Deku, who analyzes heroes for villains and joined them for the sake of being in the world of heroes–even if it’s not in the way he initially hoped for.

What is one superpower you would love to have? And what would you do with your power?

Probability Manipulation like Domino. Now as stupid as that sounds here me out. My chances of finding a free million dollars while driving my car is next to zero right? Well with this power I could make it like 99% possible. My sister can’t find a job? Well now she has several people wanting to hire her thanks to my powers. XDIf not that then teleporting so I don’t have to buy gas for my car at all. :P

Byleth: To remember how many feet there are in a mile, you just need to use five tomatoes. Five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, and zero. And there’s 5280 feet in a mile.

Robin: To remember how many meters there are in a kilometer, you just remember 1000. Mainly because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

gifs for when you need to do it to em

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

a big commission from a while ago :O a lot of fun to do!

its Infinity stone diamonds! 

Hunting styles in MHW

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