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Dad!Might & Fem!Deku headcanons

The first time he saw Deku’s hero outfit he threw a blanket (most likely Aizawa’s) at her and death glared all the boys in the group.

He is always like a hawk watching over for Deku. Aizawa thinks it’s creepy and that he’s going to get himself arrested.

He is a little old fashioned. He has this urge to keep Deku’s virtue intact until she is 29 and gets married.

He thinks no one is good enough to marry her.

He supports Bakugou to be a great hero. Still he threatens him when no one is watching.

Every time Deku is alone with a boy, or a group of boys he appears out of the blue, smiling and with a hand on her shoulder. 

The guys in U.A. High think he is scary.

He is always sending threateningly glances at Kacchan and Todoroki.

He redesigned Deku’s outfit.

He cried when she didn’t like it.

Deku still wears it, because All Might made it for her.

Aizawa is sick-tired of All Might always asking him to go easy on his little girl. 

Deku is happy to invite All Might over for dinner. So is her mum.

He doesn’t even need an invitation now.

Deku almost kills herself when she accidentally called All Might dad instead of Teacher in front of everybody.

All Might was fully blessed by it for a whole month.

Aizawa needed a lot of will power to not choke the man to death because he was tired of it.

Somewhere in that time, All Might started to check adoption requirements.

Todoroki is still scared for life due to All Might’s threats. Every time he talks to the green-haired girl, he is at least 1 feet away from her.

Kacchan can’t care less.. He knows he has the power to make the Symbol of peace mad and he likes it.

When Deku confessed to All Might she likes someone he cried for an entire week.

This time, Aizawa kicked him…. He needs his sleep.

All Might thought about converting Deku into christianity…. and make her take the purity vows.

Deku, politely, refused the offer.

He always spies on missions and practice to make sure his girl is alright.

One time, Deku knitted him a sweater for Christmas. He doesn’t take it off and shows it even in summer. 

All Might taught Deku how to make Western food, he even wears an apron Deku gave to him.

Deku taught him how to bake in return. These two love to make food and eat it together.

He pushes Deku ‘till her limits, because he knows she can do better. But if someone else tries to do so he gets mad.

He photobombs all the group’s photos … only when Deku is placed between boys or one of then has their masculine (full of boy cooties) hands on her (waist, shoulder).

When Deku is feeling down, he cosplays as Magical girls to make her feel better.

He drops chocolate bars every now and then for Deku to find when she is in that time of the month.

Deku suffers of awful-strong cramps and tends to be moody and copy Kaccha’s behavior.

All Might bought her a hand-size dog. Beside it is cute, he read in a gossip magazine that the heat the dogs have helps to calm the cramps if placed in the stomach.

Deku smiled, not knowing how to tell her favorite hero that he shouldn’t believe everything that those magazines say.

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This one is little out there but how about some headcanons for the injustice verse Batman and Starfire meeting the reader who's their universe's child of starfire and Nightwing?

Ow my freaking heart dude. Great idea for a prompt but damn. I tried to make this longer but this idea actually makes me a tad emotional. DX

Bruce Wayne/Batman*When he met you and your Universe’s version of Power Girl explained who you were, it was one of the rare times Bruce’s face changed from that of anger or brooding to one of almost bittersweet sadness and regret. He wouldn’t say anything as he just stares at you almost in slight shock though his face just shows that regret.*He sees you as what could have been. Sure your Universe has problems like Trigon being a bit more prominent of a threat but over all, its nice. He asks Power Girl in private what you’re like and when she tells him of your heroism, it’s the final nail in that coffin. He actually has to walk away to hide his tears. You’re a reminder, a bittersweet reminder of what could have been… If things were different.*He actually speaks with you. Its a long and hard talk as he hears you recount how happy you and your family are. That’s right, despite Trigon being a dick, your family is still alive largely thanks to you and Raven and Beast Boy’s daughter defeating Trigon’s ground forces. He can’t help but smile a small bit feeling pride. You are what he had hoped for the future… That won’t happen for him though.*He tells you of his experience. Dick’s death makes him a tad emotional and you hug him taking him by surprise. You tell your grandpa that it wasn’t his fault no matter what he tells himself or this evil Superman tells him. This makes him frown and hug you back. He knows that may be true but in the end, he didn’t kill Joker before he did what he did. You however give him hope. Hope that in the future, the next heroes can fix his mistakes. You’re a shining example of what he hoped for. Its bittersweet for him but does give him hope that the next generation will be better than he ever was. That makes this fight worth even more to him.

Starfire:*When your Universe’s version of Power Girl told her who you were, she stopped dead in her tracks staring wide eyed. You have dick’s hair but her green eyes. She sees it as clear as day now. She walks up to you and caresses your face as she takes your entire being in. You remark that she does this in your Universe to and its just as calming. This nearly makes her cry.*She spends hours talking with you. She has several questions about you and your universe. You tell her everything. From Trigon going all Elder Scrolls trying to merge his realm with earth, to Constantine’s ‘death’ and so much more. You then tell her about your mother and father. Your Universe’s versions of herself and Dick. She listens intently with a frown.*You tell her about how they got married. It wasn’t fancy since they were fighting on a space ship against the Red Lanterns and were married by the captain just after the threat was dealt with. You told her about your childhood and how loving the both of them were and are. how Dick spoiled you and Starfire had to stop him. Hearing all this and the fact they both live together happily ever after makes her burst into tears. Its all to much and she can’t take it anymore.

*Regardless of universe, you comfort your mother asking what’s wrong. She tells you her Dick Grayson was killed by Damian. Your Uncle. Though shocked you still hold her gently. You can’t say much to comfort her but holding her makes her feel better. She confesses that what you described was what she had always hoped for when it came to Dick and herself. You’re a look into a future she can’t have now and it breaks her heart. After she calms down you tell her, that if she wants, you’ll come to visit when you can so she doesn’t feel alone. She smiles seeing you’ve got Dick’s kindness in you and agrees. You keep true to your word and though your meeting was bittersweet, it makes her smile knowing her child is such an amazing person.

HOLD ME BACK. HOLD ME BACK. I’M PUNCH THIS FAUX-PLAGUE-DOCTOR’S BEAK OFF.

MIRIO-SENPAI KICK THAT MAN IN THE A. On another note, omg I’m happy they’re not related…this child deserves HAPPINESS.

Bakugou: What do you want dickbag?

Izuku: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?

Bakugou: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

“Excuse me, I’m in the middle of something here.”

Video via Kirill Nasvaev

Monsieur of Poison and torment....

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...Good

Doctor of War & Sorrow

I’m not even a manga fan and this really hit me in the feels.