He's The Meme That Says "the Fact That I'm Smart Doesn't Mean I'm Not Stupid" And I Love Him

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

me: *casually rewatching supernatural* look at the sillies!! they are just goofy lil guys :]

this fucking quote:

‘Decide to be fine until the end of the week. Make yourself smile, because you’re alive and that’s your job. Then do it again the next week.’

me:

i probably relate to this an unhealthy amount but it really just ghggnhdfgsd *bangs head against the wall and screams* yk?

KRS!Cale(probably): I totally did save those people for my evil trash-like plans and nothing more. Their life means nothing but a brick for me to accomplish my selfish schemes.

Krs!Cale (probably): I adopted three children, saved and inspired others and the world at the expense of my own health several times to the point where I tried to sacrifice myself and I'm in the process of saving the multiverse....selfishly.

Alber will never be better than Alberu too. Or Beacrox, that's such a badass name.

I know Lout of the count's family is the official name, but try prying Trash of the count's family out of my dead hands.

I love this silly little guy so much

if corpse god has a million fans, then i am one of them. if corpse god has ten fans, then i am one of them. if corpse god has only one fan then that is me. if corpse god has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against corpse god, then i am against the world.

he must be protected at all costs

SO ACCURATE IM CRYING

Tcf texposts (because I'm procrastinating on my assignments and I have Adobe illustrator privileges)

i just fell on my knees at Costco

i lost the ask my bad! but here is jason for an anon

dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay

jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired

dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?

jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected

dick: oh my god

jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt

Give him to me because why is this man so hot? I'll give him cookies and incondicional love????

Idk what this is im sorry gilbert… i made all your friends gay and dipped

Just imagine KRS clocking the batfam secret identities the first time he arrives on Gotham. But the contract to be the Wayne's bodyguard is so juicy he just say "fuck it, we ball" and applys to that shit.

And he gets hired because Batman thinks he is suspicious asf because he has no background and recently arrived in Gotham. And then he gets to know him and can't let this depressed man alone or he will find a way to die.

And KRS is just confused by those rich kids, strangely nice and way too welcoming for their own good. So he decides they need to be protected by all costs.

Cue, KRS using instant the first time Two Face or someone interrupts a gala and beats the shit out of him, because, the audacity of this bitch to point a gun to his family.

DC x TOTCF/LCF/TCF

For a while, the Batfamily thought that KRS was a clone of Batman

There was a theory that he was another of his bio-sons that he didn't know about but it was dismissed because KRS was too old for that

Idk, just an idea