Happy Birthday To My Miserable Little Man Child

omg

This shit had me sobbing UNCONTROLLABLY in the third grade

So there’s this one girl, Ky. She’s confessed to me EVERY SINGLE YEAR since the third grade. THE THIRD GRADE.

She also draws us making out in her sketchbook.

She confessed TWICE last year. The second time she was having a meltdown behind a door, i was comforting her, and she told me she was in love with me

Sometimes i wonder if she likes me? 🤔

Dreading the solo song my choir teacher is having me do tonight at arts night at the moment. I have like two hours 😭😭

OH EM GEE GJNEJEIXHXJEIEKTJCNRUEI IM FRWKING OUT WHATSTRYNTJCJDJRNFIFUR THSI YKTIGNDJR TEHU’RE SO NGH RIDNFQJIRIVKDJRUTYCYCFHEJFJIFI URIREUDUX FNEN FIDHQHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH NFJRNRNCHF RKRKTJFUFJ IM TWKRSING. FJRJDHDJHRJRJEJRJXJRH

As promised

I was playing with my 2yo sister and she told me she was going to put my face in a jar, she then started aggressively grasping at my cheeks

yeah guys, it’s me… the real guy… the man himself, Thomas Jefferson ❤️ heh… (THE WAY YOU SAID IT MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU SUNG WHAT’D I MISS. I SUNG IT. IM CRASHING OUT 🤬🤬🤬)

GUYS- I GOT THE OFFICAL REAL LIFE THOMAS JEFFERSON'S AUTOGRAPH DURING CHOIR CLASS WHILE SINGING HAMILTON WOAHHH @valdemarsbonesaw

I am valdemarsbonesaw. Lady of Mercy. Bringer of Death. Fear me for I am a witch of death.

😽😽😽

New tag game! I'll start:

I am Pluto. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I am not in the same place.

@abscshshhd @aneptunicperson @breadinhaler3 @bonsai-is-a-bottle-of-oj @boughtmender @dykeden @eatin-bread-n-cryin @earth2enpysea @feathereye12 @fluffyyyfrog9000 @faerieofthenight @geooo0oo @happylittleduckboy @hansel-the-idiot @juan1dupree23 @kakashiwearingthegetaboshihat875 @mentally-tori-261 @oscar-cant-draw @rafareba @shortmomma1993 @themuseinthewoods @unnamed-enby @zithergilt

and anyone else I didn't mention who wants to join in

note: you don't have to use your real name. I just used my user, and you can too lol

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear!!!!!!🎃🎃🎃 /j

Erm…. That’s not very nice… 🤓🤓

Eat up, lovely!! ❤️ I’ll be watching

Flashback to when I was like 7 or 8 and I didn’t know the word for “femboy”.

I found it very unfair that a term didn’t exist for the male equivalent of a tomboy.

So I made my own term for it. A jessicagirl.

And I very confidently announced this in the kitchen to my parents.