Foaming At The Mouth, Screaming, Crying And Shitting

Hewo :3

I want to ask... Erm.... Do you meet people in Tumblr? If you don't mind, I'd talk to you, you have really cool posts!

Ultraplush

SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can be frinds!!! I'd be happy with being your friend!! :3

V1 boob exposure (i apologize)

internal boobage.

Can't fucking belive I own this. I think it's considered a relic by now

And it doesn't even have the barbie movie inside

That shit got the Boo York mfing disk

Ima see if it's still in good condition

Maybe you can tell something about your gabv1el fanchild?

Sooooo..... funny things is- she's not a Gabv1el fanchild.

Awkward I know.

Her name is Thea, short for Theadore. Her name got picked out of a hat, because her parents had no clue what to do.

She's more of a V1 and Oc kind of fanchild.

So one dad of course is V1, the other is my oc Nava who was more like a mechanic.

She's mostly made from spare sentry parts, since those look the most like V1, and had a lighter blue paint. She basically takes up after Nava, and basically she popped up in a sort of more freestyle Mirage verse.

And a part of the freestyle I'm going for, is that she was grown in a lab. Because in this world, machines that do want children, get interviewed by these sorts of labs. They go through a councilor, that reviews the plans of the parents, the financial situation, are both parties fully on board.

Then another person that will put them through the process. Where they need the information of the parents, copied parts of their mother boards to put together in the child. And the child is basically grown in a test tube. I'm not even kidding.

The children are mostly made through a string of primitive code, that is kept dormant while their body, which is comprised of spare parts of the dead bodies of machines that were donated for science. And this metal is sort of welded and remade so it could grow organically along side the actual consciousness of the child.

And that's how Thea was made. So basically, since there were no other Vmodels other than V1, V2 and Mirage, and Nava is scrap put together by a madman in the basement. The doctors used the next best thing, Sentry parts. Mostly. For the head, torso, and a lot of the tubing by sentries. The others are just spare arm and leg parts. That were made into new ones. Into her limbs.

Her dual tails are things created by her dad Nava. Because the parents have an optional ask to add a specific feature to their child. And Nava made the tails.

So that's how she was born. Lab grown for 10 months until she was given over. And like any other baby machines, she learns from her parents around her.

She's about 22. Goes by She/They, and works around her dad Nava. Who has a small mechanics shop. Plus she has a younger brother named Owen. But more on him another day.

So that's mostly the basic stuff about her.

Thanks again for asking actually! I've finally documented the basics I wanted to.

Gabriel who has the weirdest fucking ability to sit so still he's like a statue, he barely looks like he's breathing. Is he even breathing? But he can just stand still for HOURS maybe even days

Plus

V1 who for the life of them CANNOT sit still. Cannot keep their body not moving for a single second. They are so hyper aware of everything around them they could hear a penny fall in a room full of wailing screams. It's because of boredom and survival

It's a little funny when the two finally get together.

Gabriel can just lay there, in bed, still as a log sleeping or napping. And V1 who pretends to sleep, because they can't exactly sleep other than shut off and they're just paranoid of everything and hate being vulnerable.

What was that noise? Was that a groan? A creak? Did something break in? Were they in danger-

And then PHYSICALLY getting restrained by Gabriel who probably woke up from their constant shifting and just rolled on top of them (carefully so they wouldn't crush them of course!) and hugged them like a teddybear.

Was it uncomfortable to press their jagged parts of platting againts his skin? Yes. But he could care less for any bruise or scrape. He just wanted them to calm down. And it worked!

V1 did calm down eventually, deciding that Gabriel was good enough of a meat-shield and he'd wake up fast enough to defend the two if anything did happen. So they finally shut off.

- lizard noodles be going crazy

this is so stupid i love it

YEEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

LIKE THEY'D BE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE TOGETHER.

IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY

BALLS OFF THE WALLS BLOOD CRAZED MACHINE AND THEIR FIGHT LOVING BOYFRIEND ABSOLUTELY READY TO SMACK THEM DOWN LIKE A FLY

LITERALLY

I can just imagen Sisyphus holding them like a cat and saying "This is the creature I found. I've never loved something more that has tried putting my head on a platter."

and V1 is like "I pulled this mf by beating the fuck out of him, and he also kind of rocked my shit. But dam he was kind of hot doing it."

OH HOW I LOVE THE RAREPAIRINGS

We got V1 hateclub (Gabriel x V2)

And now bloodied suns (Sisyphus x V1)

Idk about the name tho, maybe there's a better one i love this so goddam much.

God please more rarepairings like these. Please more unhinged pairings. Like Earthmover x Leviathan.

where is the v1 x sisyphus art where

i am alone

this barren dessert

these golden wastelands

there is no machine

and there is no warrior

where are the lovers

WHERE

"I could fix him", "I could make him worse"

Okay? Well, I'M going to send him back to the grave he was supposed to lay dead in. Call it a forced rest.

Ferryman, Gabriel and V1 love triangle that ends in a polycule

Where V1 fell in love with Ferryman because they're the only one apart from terminals to take them in and show kindness.

Ferryman is in love with Gabriel for saving them so long ago and giving them hope (like in cannon without the love part maybe)

And Gabriel falling in love with V1 for getting his shit rocked by them. Plus discovering he's got a masochism kink.

V1 decides to take a break from their decent trough Hell, and visit their beloved Ferryman who they don't remember what exactly happened with after they fought the Leviathan in Wrath.

Then find the Ferryman in one of the messed up houses praying to an altar to Gabriel, the ship is gone, since the incident with the Leviathan. And then approach the Ferryman with the same kindness that they were given.

They find some way how to communicate, sign language, writing, or whatever else, and strike a deal that V1 will guard and help the Ferryman while the ship is rebuilt, and they will in turn get a permanent residence in the new ship. (V1 didn't want to have a permanent spot, the Ferryman was just insistent)

Gabriel visits because he's been looking for the machine everywhere because they haven't been going down Hell like usual and wanted to ask Ferryman about them. And just finds V1 in Wrath helping the Ferryman rebuild their boat and retrieve anything from the bottom of the ocean.

By literally putting a hook and cord on V1, while the Ferryman stays at the top and fishes them out every time there's three light tugs at the cord. With Ferryman almost dropping the fishing rod once they saw Gabriel and the angel helping them fish out V1 who clung to the Ferryman with a somehow still intact artifact or statue, or book, but freeze as they see Gabriel.

They would have shot Gabriel square in the face if it wasn't for the Ferryman stopping them.

So basically, Ferryman is the only thing keeping V1 and Gabriel breaking out from another fight.

And all 3 decide to just rebuild the Ferryman's boat and remain civil.

Shenanigans undoubtedly ensure. Where they all learn they love things about eachother.

V1 loves how the Ferryman would let them climb over them and would teach them sculpting. Skeletal hands over metal ones ensuring the right amount of force was put on whatever little statue they were making as a bonding experience. And also loves seeing Gabriel just itch and seethe for a fight or to swing his swords again.

The Ferryman dare I say it, likes the attention and company the two provide while they fix their ship. And they're almost thankful that they lost the entire library full of hand written fanfics by themselves of them and Gabriel. That's one thing they're thankful for.

Gabriel loves how humble the Ferryman is about it all. "It was just a boat, nothing too serious." Taking time off from the ship building to make something for the two while V1 feeds off of Gabriel, since the Ferryman can't provide all much blood. And V1 as well for being so much more caring and careful with the Ferryman specifically. A close person to him. He's not jealous surprisingly, he's actually glad that they're treating the Ferryman so caringly.

I'll probably add to this post whenever I have the brain worms to work out more headcannons.

@dynafire Pookie, pooks

Headcannon

V1 stores their weapons in their wings, right?

They think everyone have some sort of hidden storage to keep something, it was built with storage, why wouldn't anybody else have some sort of storage?

Since it kept its own weapons in its wings, the first time they see Gabriel in person they think he also stores his own weapons (spears mostly) in his wings

So, because they think that it would be an absolutely dogshit advantage to take away the one thing an enemy has to access their weapons (they like challenges, they think this is akin to cheating), they keep a close eye on the bullets they fire, making sure none hit Gabriel's wings

Later when they start their relationship, and sparring, V1 still makes sure that any time they do accidently hurt Gabriel's wings, they apologise and cling to him like a clingy guard dog because they think he'd be defenceless

And when Gabriel finally manages to explain to them that that is not the case, they're a little embarrassed, but also try using the excuse of "They're a vital part of your being, why would I take that away?"