I Forgot How Stupid This Looks Lol I’m Still So Proud.

Jace Beleren is my favorite planeswalker, and I just read the most amazing character analysis of him as a trans man by @wielderofmysteries and I had to draw it! The writing was beautiful and meaningful, you should definitely go read it!

Hello! Is there a particular way you'd like art request to be sent? Ask or DM message? Are OCs allowed or fandom characters only? thank you for the answers :)

Of course! I love getting asks! I’d prefer art reqs be sent in ask form, and, OCs are totally allowed!! If you want me to draw an Oc, though, make sure to include either a reference image for the design or a description of it, either works, though I can’t promise complete and total accuracy if only a description is included just cause I can’t see what you mean. But yeah, feel free to send Oc art reqs! (Although if you do, just as a heads up, I might not get to it tonight, just cause I have other stuff that needs to get done lol, but I will get to it unless the ask is eaten by tumblr)

It is time. Cue the ominous music and fog machines. Send for the crisp packets and dip. Turn on the lights. Then if that doesn’t work turn them off again and then back on. If they’re still being fussy, give the drywall a few good kicks and that should do the trick.

So. The moment you have all been waiting for. Yes that’s right, this is the culmination of all of our hard work and the high point in your life. We’re certain you thought of nothing but this for the past *checks watch* uhhhh however long it’s been.

CONTRIBUTOR APPLICATIONS ARE HERE!

Do you like smallishbeans? If you don’t like smallishbeans… what the heck are you even doing here?? We told you two forms ago to return to your average toast-making and sock-donning activities!! Begone from here, unless you want swamp muck in your shoes and Canadian YouTuber Etho Slab obsessed with you. Just Jeremys here now? Good. We don’t have to extol the virtues of Joel here to convince you to apply, because there are too many to list, and he is always happy to tell you some in any video of his you may watch, so we’ll skip right to the thing at the center of the onion (a metaphor more prominently used as “at the heart of the matter”, but we took it upon ourselves to improve it because we are benevolent leaders): the applications.

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Smallishzine Contributor Applications

We’re gonna fill out the form, we’re gonna turn it in…and all that jazz!! 🎶 (get this reference or I explode you with my mind)

If you want to apply but are still reading this instead of applying you are doing the wrong thing.

Great, now it’s just us mods, so we will have our secret mod conversation unbeknownst to everyone else:

Cars are really neat. I like cars. And donkey Jeremy. Did you remember to say your daily prayers to Jeremy? Well duhh of course I did! Shrek shrek eefo shrek Jimmy solidarity shrek shrek we love Ldshadowlady

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I think I’m just gonna go through and relocate half your blog onto mine because your art is too good ^^ ( <- that’s a face right? I’m not insane?) this Joel is so pweetyy! I don’t know what markers u use but you must have sold your soul to the sculk for them because wow I didn’t know they made ‘em that yummy.

uhhh dunno what to say here honestly. usually have smth...i miss boat boys ;*-*; also lizzie and cleo should stabby stab each other in fantasy smp. joel's in twitch con, so that's exciting, maybe well see shane and joel being mean to each other. uhh that is all. end of news segment. like comment subscribe lol

I know I have not been posting as much, and that’s because I’ve decided that I’m not gonna drive myself insane trying to get a real following for fandom art, which unless you are selling your fanart, which I am not, is a purely recreational engagement. I am also going to give myself the freedom to shitpost somtimes as well, because I seem to have forgotten that this is in fact my blog, that I can post whatever I like on lol. Like, have any of you considered that Joel’s laugh at the end of wild life is the same laugh as jack from last kids on earth??? Like I heard it and was like immediately “is that jack lkoe?” (Idk if other people abbreviate it, that’s a long ass title I’m not typing that out lol) I’ve decided that I literally do not care how many notes I get anymore because willful ambivalence is better than extreme anxiety and burn out lol. So, I’ll still be taking art reqs and stuff, but expect a LOT more sketch pages, OCs, fanart for other fandoms, and long rambling paragraphs. Hopefully. Or I’ll vanish for months at a time. Who knows? The point is, this is a personal blog, so I want to use it more as a space to be. Just a person. Anyway, bye!

hey guys so this is actually literally my favorite thing I’ve ever drawn so I am in fact going to keep reblogging it.

also in other news fill out the Smallishzine interest form please I need this zine to happen. I need to be in it.

I’ve spent an insert adjective here amount of time crafting a real life!zombiecleo fanart to make a magic the gathering pun that no one in a million years will get.

It says unstitched. I am a winner Cleo truther, and I love the un- sets, and I decided to put those two things together. This also ties into my unintelligible headcannons about the life series. Anyway I hope you enjoyed or at least weren’t disgusted by this drawing of Cleo coming apart at the seams ^^

Alt versions (text overlayed on top, textless and backgroundless) below the cut vvv

HOW ❗️❗️❗️

I don’t actually know, I was just asking myself the same question

But it seems both of us have figured out the secret code. And don’t know what it is lol.

doodles from Joel’s most recent gartic phone stream. I can confirm that this all happened, I promise I’m not making this up./gen. Joel smallishbeans, never change.

Boat boysers eating well today. I’m still in shock at the fact that he called Etho babe like okay Jimmy is gonna get jealous. Lizzie is probably chill though I think she’s learned to pick her battles and stopping her husband from queerbaiting the internet is always a losing one /silly. Also happy national haunted refrigerator night! I have no clue what that holiday is about nor what you are meant to do to celebrate, but I know it’s today, so I guess I wish you a fridge full of ghosts, or smthn. I’ve decided to make it my job to always know what national holiday it is because um don’t ask such silly questions. We always need more reasons to celebrate lol.

edit: also sorry for switching art styles every five minutes lol

Hi

I have been looking at ur art for 4ever and I was too nervous to say that I love it but I saw u answer that other ask so here goes:

I really love your art so much...Your intro is so so funny and I love the pun on your shirt. Are there other artists like you who are talented and super nice and funny? Anyone you recommend?

ahh thank you so much!!!! I’m so glad you like my art, and thank you so much for noticing the pun and reading my intro and being so nice and looking at my art and I’m running out of words so um gratitude be upon ye!! (I’m genuinely so so flattered, thank you).

*coughs awkwardly into the microphone, shuffles papers*

as for recommending artists (I’m assuming here you are asking for mcyt based artist because that’s what I main [I know, so narcissistic of me /silly])

This isn’t, like a complete list or anything, but if you’re looking for artists to check out I gotta recommend @bluetbluish, @risibledeer, @ethosiab, @falconearring, @kitsuneisi, and @tibby-art, love their arts. Also, this list is just, like, off the top of my head, there are tons of other amazing fandom artists out there who you should go give some love! (Also if you’re one of the artists I tagged and you are seeing this, no u aren’t)

edit: since u liked my pun, here’s another one, it’s like my favorite joke :

“What do you call an empty can of cheese-wiz?”

“Cheese-was!”