Its So Hard Trying To Watch Media And Especially Anime With Your Wokeness Off Because Its So Fucking

Had this written for a while but decided to post it finally so here.

Scent

Shanks x Male Reader. Shanks has a pussy, omegaverse. Filth because i have dirty thoughts.

Omega Shanks with an oral/face fixation. Loves to ride your face and slick himself up as much as he can till it’s dripping onto the mattress. Your face is what people look at the most, after all. Goes the other way around too, loves looking pretty on his knees when he sucks you off, looking up at you with twinkling but lustful brown eyes. “Like my eyes? I only look like this with you, you know.” He says lovingly with a wink while he jerks you off the rest of the way, opening his mouth with his tongue slightly out and the corners of his mouth curled up in a cheeky smile. All so you can cum all over his face and tongue. He rubs it over his face happily afterwards, pouting if you say it’s weird. “Just want people to know we love eachother~♡.” Shanks coos to you, making kissy faces. It’s not that he gets jealous, he trusts you, but he can get a bit possessive. No no, not of you, he gets possessive for you. He’s a popular man, he knows that, and he wants people that ever try and kiss him on the cheek or get too close to him to know that he’s all scented up by you. That if they choose to kiss him that they’ll be kissing a part of you too. He always gets a stupid grin on his face when they realize, “Just lovin my boyfriend, ya don’t mind, right?” He’ll say cheekily. The same with you, if someone tries to hit on you they’ll be “kissin my juices”. You two already scent eachother’s necks any chance you get, and sure maybe you could leave scents in other ways, but that’s no fun.

Unfair that Oda can create the cutest sunniest main character that has ever existed both as a child and as an adult and then be like "Yeah when he grows up more he gets tall and grows a beard" FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

SOMETHIJG CRAZY HAPPENED IN THE MANGA IT LOOKS LIKE SO ARTISTS REMEMBER TO TAG YOUR WORK AS ONE PIECE SPOILERS OR ONE PIECE MANGA IF YOURE GOING TO POST FANART BASED ON THE CHAPTER THIS GOES FOR FANFIC/ART/ANYTHING EVEN FUNNY POSTS OR SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE REALLY DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED

MANGA SPOILERS

Its so... cursed seeing shanks's twin. Its like.. wheres the whimsy smile. Why is he so ... clean.. and well mannered.. and serious. Its like seeing a homeless drunkard on the street suddenly in harvard and well dressed with manners and etiquette. Wheres the stink and greasy hair. Weird. I was staring at him like "this just aint right."

like are u sure theyre twins. are u sure its not just like.. a weird coincidence. In fact are u sure hes not just wearing a mask or something its so cursed please give him like messy hair or something why is he so majestic 😭

I hear pretty often calling a guy's ass a pussy as a sexy thing. Which makes sense since a vagina is created for penetration and making a man, something not necessarily used for penetration, getting something used for such acts is a sexy thing. But girls have asses too. So you could hypothetically do the same thing right? Making a girls ass also a pussy since its the same thing? But what would the dirty talk be? Or the thought process? Usually for men its stuff like "Fucking your pussy, gonna make you my wife" or even "Gonna get you pregnant" acting like things that shouldnt be possible are possible because of how hard youre fucking them but for women who already have such parts what is used? "I'm going to give you a second pussy" perhaps? Claiming over every part of them that parts of them that werent even made for penetration like a vagina also a vagina. That you're making every part of them made for penetration, even if they already have one. Is that also sexy? Thoughts?

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want to read shanks getting railed by me but no one writes that so i gotta do that shi myself 😭

how do i make a msterlist and do things on tumblr this is complicado

When i'm reading an x reader and the character starts to clearly be in lust with the reader and not in love

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Ay you already know