Needed to clean my dog and while i was holding her and making sure the water was okay she started shaking like a medieval sinner watching as the iron maiden is being prepared. Like girl it's not that serious.
SOMETHIJG CRAZY HAPPENED IN THE MANGA IT LOOKS LIKE SO ARTISTS REMEMBER TO TAG YOUR WORK AS ONE PIECE SPOILERS OR ONE PIECE MANGA IF YOURE GOING TO POST FANART BASED ON THE CHAPTER THIS GOES FOR FANFIC/ART/ANYTHING EVEN FUNNY POSTS OR SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE REALLY DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED
A lot of requests i got never specified if they want platonic or romantic , and i don't think they've read my rules where it says not specifying means auto platonic, so atp i'm just going off feelings.
cant sleep because i keep thinking about all the things that ive been spoiled for and it pisses me off. I had a dream about it too. What i wouldnt gjve to have a way to erase my memory of thints. I dont even wanna write anything to do with shanks anymore. His character is ruined for me. I cant stop thinking about all the ways i wouldve been so happy and shocked at all the things about him that have been ruined. Fml
I got a sponegbob krabby patty meal (my brother got one for me) it was alright. I was excited to see spongebob packaging but there wasnt anything it just kinda felt like a regular wendy's meal. Sauce wasnt very flavorful either. Thankfully I'm a ketchup fan so i slapped some on there and it was yummy. mightve been because it was the double but still. Overall Ig my belly is full. Double patty krabby patty meal costed a cool 12+1 dollars so overall not worth it at all, even for the novelty since there was nothing cool about it. The frosty just tastes like regular frosty with la croix levels of pinapple flavor too, and they dont mix it so you have to mix the syrup in there. Fries were also just regular fries, added ketchup to them. I will say the wendy's ketchup tastes better than the ketchup at my house so thats something. 6.5/10 atleast i went out with my brother to get it and it filled my stomach
A romantic date with Luffy and Shanks for @silverinkbottle. Gender neutral reader.
I can’t really imagine Luffy as a romantic, but I’ll do what he thinks of as a nice date.
Food has to be involved, obviously, but I feel like he would like to be outside.
He would get Sanji to pack you both food for a picnic, then when you next dock at an island you both could find a nice sunny spot to rest; then just talk.
He would eat with you, almost forgetting but making sure you get a good share of the food.
If you’ve been dating for a long while he might even slow down his eating, just so you both could eat together.
Luffy doesn’t mind talking for the both of you, but he loves it when you respond; if that means he has to wait for you to finish eating then he’ll try to take his time.
Once you both are finished then you’ll continue to talk, maybe lay there for a bit, then off you go to look around again.
He isn’t really one for staying in the same place for too long if there isn’t something immediately interesting going on, so he would rather go find interesting things to do with you.
If you get tired he might be a bit bothered at first but then he gets the idea of “Oh I get to just carry them!” then picks you up and just trots around with you.
You both explore whatever nature is around, then end the day going back to any town to find something more to eat.
He talks with his mouth full sometimes but you’ve learned to kind of translate.
At the end of the day you two go back to the ship and fall asleep together, Luffy’s arms wrapped around you instinctively.
Shanks’s idea of a romantic date depends on how long you’ve been dating.
If he plans on just having you for an island like usual, he’ll tell you that obviously, but he’ll take you out to something fancy.
A nice date at a nice restaurant, flirting and calling you pretty/handsome, then ending it with a steamy night in your bed.
If he’s serious about you, though, it’s similar but also different.
What a romantic date to him is just spending time with you wherever you like.
If you’re at a fancy dinner he’ll be more carefree, less flirting and more actual loving compliments.
He’d watch you eat, enjoying the way your face lights up when you like the food.
When that’s over he’ll walk around with you, exploring the island a bit while holding your hand.
If you two are at an island that isn’t his territory he might be more secretive.
He knows he’s popular and the last thing he wants is for his attention to have to be anywhere but you.
Whether it be from fans or marines, if he’s in his territory he could at least tell them to go away.
I imagine if he ever encounters fans that won’t go away he’d pull something cheesy like picking you up and saying “Sorry, with my lover, gotta go.” with a wink and bring you to a nice clearing.
He’d end the day with you in his bed, holding you tight with a kiss.
It doesn’t matter if you want to do it or not, he’s always happy as long as you’re with him.
I hate angst but i keep writing it in my stories why do i do that
idk if anyone's gonna read this but there's this shanks x reader called "something dread something red" (im p sure) and ive been putting off reading it until now but now I can't find it can someone tag me in it or something nothing comes up when I search it up 😭 its like a long one two multiple chapters i think
Forgot to say this but I want ya'll to know I actually came up with this joke while I was in a hospital waiting room for a sprained ankle and I found it so funny I physically had to cover my mouth to muffle my laughs. When I got home I still laughed.
Boredom and Jokes
Mihawk x reader/Buggy x reader. Can be read platonically or romantic but platonic in mind. Reader is younger than both of them. 421 wordcount
“bbb… bbbppt… bbbptt” You make noises with your mouth, hanging out with Mihawk. It was just you and Buggy at first but you wanted to visit Mihawk and dragged a reluctant Buggy along. So you and Buggy lay there, him sitting on the chair while you lay on the ground starfish style. As you continue to make noises with your mouth, Mihawk finally looks up from his book.
“Do you need something?” He asks, eyes narrowed in annoyance.
“No, I’m alright thanks.” You say dismissively and he’s about to go back to reading when you start to make noises again. Buggy finds it funny, but the anger coming off of Mihawk is making him too anxious to actually show it. The swordsman doesn’t even know if he should say anything or not, if giving you attention will only cause you to do more. You make the choice for him in the form of a question. “How old are you guys?”.
“43.” Mihawk answers first.
“39.” Buggy responds, he’s about to make a joke when your eyes widen.
“YOU’RE OLDER THAN BUGGY!?” You yell in shock while sitting up, surprising both men.
“Hey what is that supposed to mea-” Buggy’s interrupted as you stand up and use his face to push yourself to Mihawk. He looks up at you, his expression back to a calm one.
“I am.” He says and you stare at him.
“There’s no way! Buggy looks way older than you. I figured you were probably old since you’re the world’s greatest swordsman, sure, but older than him!?”
“HEY! I LOOK GOOD FOR MY AGE!” Buggy yells from behind you, rubbing his face.
“The clown does indeed look older than he is.” Mihawk agrees and Buggy starts to argue. Your brain goes blank and you space out, Buggy’s voice fading. You come to, your own voice snapping you out of it.
“World’s oldest swordsman.” The words exit your mouth and you immediately burst out laughing. Buggy’s eyes widen, then he grins.
“Haha I gue-” Yoru is pressed to his neck. “I WASN’T EVEN THE ONE WHO SAID IT!” He yelps as you fall to your knees and onto your side.
“W-Worl- HAHAHAHA” Your stomach hurts, and you’re starting to get lightheaded. “World oldest swordsm-AN!” Your voice cracks, laughing too hard to even notice Buggy’s pleas for you to shut up, blade getting closer to his neck with every second you laugh. Mihawk can handle being made fun of, but he will not tolerate it from Buggy of all people.
small update i didnt eat or drink anything because it hurt and it turns out i cant even handle a single day. I didnt even not eat nothing i still ate breakfast and had a cup of tea i thought i was good for the day til i was better tomorrow but when i got up i was DYING bro. Its like im running always even if im sitting god forbid walking around i start panting and dying like i ran a marathon and unless im laying down im permanently out of breath. Sucks. I ended up forcing some soup and half an apple down. Drank some more tea and some suero (the suero fucking burned too) and im back to laying down. I feel like one of those people thats bedridden except now im bedridden. Thankfully theres people in my house so im having some help getting food and tea. But phew. im bedridden. try to g3t some fluids and soup and sugars even if it hurts guys apparently you still need it even if its literally just a day.
was cleaning yesterday like a good person and apparently bleach fumes can mess up your throat even if you're an ADULT HUMAN and its WATERED DOWN and just for mopping the floor and i have a sore throat so bad that i cant drink water or eat without pain and it sucks so bad. I don't have energy bc i just havent been drinking water the whole day bc it hurts 😭 i just drank a small cup of tea and had a big meal for breakfast hopefully itll be gone by tonorrow. makibg my nose runny too and it hurts to swallow my own spit.
im 19. Writes sometimes. Any pronouns. Banner by @sillymxowmeow on Twit One piece: caught up on anime. Chapter 1139
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