Taking My Dog Out To Pee Except She Keeps Looking Back At Me Like I'm A Creep Following Her

IT WASNT TODAY

i forgot i have my final exam tommorow (today) i forgot i forgot im so cookrd its already 1:30am 😭😭😭 This sucks sm bruh 😭😭😭

About lil ol me!? If you say so.

Last Song: Disappearance Addiction by Kairiki bear (My fav vocaloid artist) The one on youtube specifically with the animation theres many versions of the song

Last Book: The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan. Id already read it but felt like rereading it since its in my campus library. Dropped it though. Not because its bad, its great, the humor aged pretty well too, just didnt want ti have to borrow it and possibly have it go overdue and the library is cold after a while. Maybe ill get back to it.

Last Movie: Sonic 3. Watched with some friends and family. Was pretty funny. But so cringe. I cant blame sonic for being cringe in the movie because it fit his character being cringe but that "Konichi-what" took actual life from my body. Also we were really late so we missed like 20 min of it and that was basically the part i first saw with no context.

Last Game: Cult of the Lamb. Its fun. Just so fucking glitchy. Its crashed multiple times and glitched so bad id had to quit it multiple times. Its such a shame considering how fun it is too.

Last TV Show: One piece, if not counting anime then Arcane. Though im on like episode.. 3.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet. I love sweets. Sm. I love them. I feel like between a bad sweet and a bad savory or spicy its always the bad sweet thats usually gonna be better.

Relationship: Single. Im not really interested in relationships. I dont have crushes either. Ive never really been super in relationships especially seeing how miserable people will be just because they aren't in one. Not that i can't go in one, I just don't crave it.

Favorite Color: Yellow and Brown. Yes i know shit and piss but i do like the colors. Bananas, bees, sunflowers, its a good color combination. Brown is a very warm calm color and yellow a very bright happy color. Im not too picky about colors though.

Last Internet Search: Big five personality test. I heard from a psychology person online that Myer Briggs one actually is not good and that Big five one is better so i was doing it but got bored.

tags: @worstgenerationloser @kaivenom @hannahbarberra162 @silverinkbottle @worstscholar

I cant think of anyone else. You don't have to do this though. I won't go crazy.

TAG GAME - 10 People I'd Like to Know Better

thank you for tagging me @zorua-adorable !

Last Song: anna sun by WALK THE MOON

Last Book: junji ito's lovesickness collection

Last Movie: descendants 3 lmao

Last Game: fire emblem: path of radiance

Last TV Show: alice in borderland

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: sweet 100%. i have such a sweet tooth it's a bit of a problem

Relationship: single and not planning on changing that any time soon

Favorite Color: purple 💜

Last Internet Search: fahrenheit to celsius

no pressure tags: @ambeer6 @biblicallyaccurate-candylady @in-a-bucket @nerdofmanymediumsandfandoms @rencatuive @tophats-tea @biggestlen @bleuflowerfields @hqwthornes @asexual-shelly

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Me asking my cis straight (and one bi fem preference) masculine brothers who dont read without pictures, don't read fanfic, not interested in x reader, not really all that into romance to read my fanfic because i worked rlly hard on it to the point where they no longer can use it against me and are pretty much used to it all bc i have no shame and pretty much tell anyone

Destructive winds especially bad in richer places rn lol karma

Asexual people opening their tag and seeing that fuck ass character again.

Hello!! i love your writing and i've seen so many of your posts on my fyp and i just noticed that your requests are open! if this is weird than PLEASE ignore this, but i saw that you did watersports so i was wondering if you could write a portgas d ace x reader (preferably female) where ace and reader are very in love and in a happy relationship. ace and reader have to go piss REALLY bad, and they're on watch duty up in the crowsnest at night so everyone else is asleep and ace, being a horny fuck as usual, convinces reader to pee up there with him and it may lead to something else? you can decide everything else!! (again, PLEASE ignore this if you think it's weird/too long)

Searched up the Moby Dick ship bc i dont know what their crows nest is and they just have like a TON of them. Maybe because theres so many crewmates or maybe im looking at the wrong thing but they have 12 of them for some reason. Anyway i’ve never actually written watersports via afab reader but i saw like 2 or 3 fics of it that were good so i was like “yeah i'll write that why not” so this was a cool challenge. Anyway, enjoy.

Love Makes You Crazy

Ace x Fem!Reader. Watersports smut (piss) but still fluffy. 2011 words.

You and Ace are in love with each other, maybe too much. In fact, your boyfriend shows his love so passionately that the crew was worried you wouldn’t be able to reciprocate. That was proven wrong quickly once Ace had an influence on you, making you more bold to things you thought you would never do; like holding in your pee just because you don’t want to leave him alone in the crow’s nest. You had joined him to help keep watch, and it’s a hassle to get up here, so you’ve decided to hold it so you don’t have to be away from him. Overestimated yourself though, it hasn’t even been an hour and you’re already shifting in place, trying to keep it in until watch duty is over. Unbeknownst to you, Ace has been doing the same thing.

‘I don’t want to leave her here when she’s taken the time to keep watch with me so I could piss. Watch will be over soon anyway, I’ll just hold it in.’ He tells himself as he sits with his back against yours. You’ve been squirming for a while now, though, and it’s starting to worry him. “Are you okay, baby?”

“Oh! Yeah, I’m okay.” You reassure him quickly, putting your hand over your crotch to help you. Despite your efforts, Ace turns his head and sees this over your shoulder, his cheeks flushing slightly.

“Babe are you touching yourself..?” You flinch and panic slightly, the misunderstanding flustering you even if Ace sounds more excited than anything.

“W-What? No, I’m not!” He deflates slightly, disappointed, but stares at the hand pressing against your heat. What else could you be doing? You'll have to come clean to clear the misunderstanding. “Sorry.. I actually have been holding my pee in for a while now. I didn’t want to leave you alone here. Kinda stup-” Ace turns his body to you, his eyes wide.

“Really!?” You slowly nod and his face brightens as he points at himself. “I’ve been doing the same thing!” The both of you ended up loving the other too much to leave, that thought making Ace feel warm inside as he hugs you while peppering kisses on your face. “We’re the same.” One of his hands goes to your waist to squeeze it when you stop him.

“Wait, you’re gonna make it worse.”

“Sorry.” He says that, but when he’s pulling his hand away he stops to let his eyes trail to the hand on your crotch, staring at how it presses down on it the same way he likes to. The way you’re squirming too, struggling to hold it in with a nervous face… it’s kind of turning him on. That thought goes straight to his lower half and he ends up suggesting something. “Maybe.. we could just do it here.”

…

“Huh???” You try to process what he’s saying but he grabs your hand to turn you to him with a serious but excited look on his face.

“Everyone’s asleep anyway and we’re high up enough that no one would be able to see even if they did come out” Ace tells you, leaning forward to kiss you while a hand goes down your torso and over the hand on your cunt. “C’mon (Y/n).” He pushes your fingers to press harder on your clit to send a shockwave of pleasure through your body. Parting from your lips, he looks up at you with puppy eyes. “Pleaaassee?” You look down at him as he continues to move your own fingers to stimulate yourself.

“A-Ah~ Okay, okay, just stop already I don’t want to get my bottoms dirty…!” Once again, you end up agreeing to another Ace suggestion; but the way he beams up at you makes it worth it. His hands go to your thighs instead.

“I’ll take care of you, okay? You won’t regret it.” They massage your flesh as he smooches you, pulling off your bottoms and the rest of your clothes while he’s at it. There’s no way he’d lose a chance to see you naked, you won’t get cold with him on you anyway. Once you’re only in your panties he teases you a little more, rubbing at your clit a bit until you squirm, then finally taking his hand off to slip that last piece of cloth off. “Damn, so pretty for me, baby~” He puts his mouth over one of your nipples and starts to flick it with his tongue, his fingers going back to your clit to rub it in circles. Pleasure is pooling in your stomach and you end up letting out a bit on his fingertips. Ace pulls them back to lick it up while looking at you. “Sexy,” He goes back to slip a digit inside you and you moan, arching your back slightly. “but I want more.” Your bladder is so full and the effort of keeping it in makes press against the inside of your sweet spots.

“A-Ace.” You can’t hold it in any longer, not when it feels too good.

“Let it out for me, pretty girl, wet my hand till it’s dripping.” He presses his palm against your nub while pushing down on your stomach with the other. Your back arches as you let piss stream from inside you, Ace relishing the sight of your embarrassed face till it’s all out. “Fuck…” The tent in his shorts is killing him seeing you let go. He pulls them down along with his boxers, using your juices to stroke his cock. You watch in awe, unable to look away. Come to think of it, he also had to pee, didn't he?

“Ace…” You whisper and he looks at you, eyes widening when he sees you spreading your legs and folds. “You can put it inside me..” He stares at you, his pupils dilating even more.

“A-Are you sure?” He asks and you nod, making him stroke his cock faster. “Fuck.” He loves you so much, and seeing his beautiful girlfriend trust him so much is only making him more crazy for you. “Gonna make you full with me.” Your boyfriend mumbles while you wrap your legs around his waist, feeling him ease his way into you until his hips are flush with yours. Both of you throw your head back in pleasure and he starts to thrust, slow, deep strokes that move you with each meet of skin against skin. “Feels good, Gods you feel so good.” He angles himself to hit your g-spot, then quickens his hips. Obsessed with how you look he leans over you to make sure he sees every change in your expression, every part of lips when you. “C-Can’t..” He mumbles when you feel warmth fill you, more than when he cums inside.

“A-ah…” You’re embarrassed by how much this is turning you on, getting pissed inside while Ace looks into your eyes so lovingly. He doesn’t stop, still thrusting as the liquid moves inside of you, seeping out with each stroke and hit of that squishy spot that makes your toes curl. You’re getting close, coil in your stomach tightening before Ace presses his thumb on your clit, warm as it moves in circles.

“That’s it pretty girl,” He coos softly to you. “cum with my piss inside you.” The coil in your stomach snaps and shockwaves pulse through you as you cry out, Ace moving his hips faster. He’s desperate, needing to fill you with his seed while your pussy is clenching around him. “F-Fuck~!” He bottoms out and you feel him twitch inside, shooting cum into you to mix with his urine. You both take time to come down from your highs, your boyfriend leaning down to hold you, keeping you warm from the cold night air. Once you’re both calmer he pulls out of you and your hole drips out both his and your juices. He’s staring at the sight and you like it’s the most perfect sight in the world, leaning down to kiss you as you wrap your arms around him. Your lips lock together in a soft and happy kiss. Both of you stay like that for a while, kissing while he runs his hands along your body to soothe any soreness until you both finally part. He’s looking down at you, flushing when his eyes trail downwards to the product of your guys’ love again. Warmth and pride bubbles in his chest and he’s almost about to kiss you more when you stop him.

“How.. are we gonna clean this up…?” You point out and he freezes.

“Umm… uh..” Your boyfriend stutters.

“You didn’t think about that?”

“S-Sorry.” His apology makes you sigh but he gets a determined look. “You don’t have to do anything, (Y/n), I’ll take care of you. I’ll just figure something out!” He puts his shorts back on and stands up, hesitating when he realizes he’ll have to leave you to go get something to clean up with.

“It’s okay, I’ll wait here.” You reassure him and he looks guilty but nods.

“I’ll be back quick! Promise!” He hops quickly from the crow’s nest and runs off to get things to clean you with. You sit up, it feels sticky and a little gross, but you’re satisfied. You definitely won’t be doing this again anywhere that isn’t convenient though. A few minutes pass and Ace comes back with towels and some spray, panting because he ran to get back to you as fast as possible. “I.. I got.. wipes…” He says in between pants and you giggle from your lover’s determination to take care of you. It makes him smile back at you before he gets to cleaning you up. It’s a mess… he ends up having to leave again and come back with more things, trying to clean everything so no one can tell. Thankfully the wood here is coated so it shouldn’t seep into it. You both tried your best, cuddle time. Since watch is over Ace dresses you back up and brings you back to his room where he can clean you up properly.

“Feels nice~” You sigh in relief from the warm bath you’re both in. When you look at your boyfriend you notice he looks guilty. “Is something wrong?”

“Was.. was I too rough?” So he’s worried about you.

“If you were too rough for me I would’ve said so.” You kiss his cheek. “I know you wouldn’t hurt me.” His eyes shine and he pulls you close so you both can smooth again, him making sure that you’re completely relaxed and clean before bringing you out. He’s drying you off, admiring your body.

“You’re pretty.”

“I know, you tell me that everyday. What if I start getting narcissistic?” You tease him a bit and he kisses your cheek.

“If you’re narcissistic then we’ll just have another thing in common. How much we both love you.” Very sweet, you both hug and he picks you up to carry you to the bed. You don’t need to get fully dressed again, just enough to get comfortable and you’re both cuddling under the sheets. His body is warm as it holds you. “Goodnn..zzz” He fell asleep mid-word.

“Goodnight~” Despite him being asleep, you say it back, closing your eyes afterwards and letting his warmth lull you to sleep.

_________

Ace is talking with Izou, chatting about whatever when the older man mentions something. “When I went on watch it smelled a bit off, were you drinking up there?” Your boyfriend flinches and immediately starts to panic. He must’ve not cleaned well enough.

“Uhh.. uhmmm…” He doesn’t know what to say but the division commander sighs.

“Don’t do it again, you shouldn’t drink while on watch. I’ll forgive it this time because you’re young,” His gaze sharpens. “but if I catch it again I’m not going to hesitate on punishing you.” Ace mentally sighs in relief as Izou buys his own story.

“Yeah.. I won’t do it again, sorry.” Ace apologizes, even if it’s for something else.

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Grahhh I did it! Sorry I took so long omg so embarassing but i did my best.

SANJI! NSFW ALPHABET

LETTERS: K, Q, V, Y

PAIRING: M/M, SANJI × MALE! AMAB! READER

TOP READER/BOTTOM SANJI

MINORS DNI!

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise: Both giving and receiving, Sanji is a total sucker for praise

Sanji’s his favourite part of sex is the intimacy of it, and that means being able to worship his partner and vice versa. He overflows with loving praise and sweet words both in and out of the bedroom, but during sex it has a certain vulnerability to it as he lavishes you in affection using his lips, tongue, skilful fingers, and words

He’ll stroke your hair and cup your face while you give him head, whispering breathy praise about how good you’re making him feel, how perfect you look with your lips wrapped around his cock, how he’s gonna cum down your pretty throat so be a good boy and swallow it all for him

When you praise him he’s going to melt, gazing up at you with his lip caught between his teeth while a pink flush covers his cheeks. He finds it hard to accept praise to begin with, sometimes crying into your neck, othertimes cumming on the spot with a soft gasp and his hips twitching cutely. 

Pet names he loves: Good boy, darling, my love, sweetheart, baby

Creampies: Sanji loves cum. He loves to come inside you, pulling out slightly to coat your hole in his release and watching it dribble out of you. And watching it drip down your thighs and over the marks he’s made there? It’s more than enough to get him rock hard again, teasing you gently before pushing back inside deep, hitting all your more sensitive spots before you’re seeing stars.

When he’s bottoming he wants you to finish inside him. Spread his pretty legs and push them back to his shoulders, making sure you come deep in him. He wants you to press your fingers into him when you’re done, making sure none of it spills out, or maybe using it to finger him to another orgasm.

Sometimes he’ll use a buttplug after your romp in the morning, making sure he’s ready for you at night.

Oral: The man is a GOD at giving head. The first time he went down on you, he had you cumming in under 4 minutes. It’s become one of his favourite things to do, especially with the way you pant his name and tug at his hair. He isn’t all that good at deepthroating, but he doesn’t need to with how fucking skilled that tongue is. He’s fine with face fucking if you want to, but is far more open to it when he’s feeling particularly subby. 

69. He loves it, is a bit miffed he can’t see your face, but adores the feeling of your thick length twitching on his tongue or the way you groan into his own sex. He only wants this for prep, mind you, so once you’re/he’s stretched out enough, he’s up on his heels, kissing you, and slipping inside/guiding you to his entrance with a sly grin

Loves receiving too. Eat him out/suck him off through his underwear just to tease him, and make sure you hold his hips firm to the bed to stop him from bucking. When receiving he’s soft, constantly looking at you in awe. Generally prefers the fingers/mouth combo, even if he isn’t the one bottoming, and becomes a subby mess whenever you rim him.

Other Kinks Include: Aftercare, Somnophilia, Lingerie, Blindfolds, High Heels??, Cockwarming, subspace (on himself, sometimes he just really needs to let go)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sanji likes to take his time with his partner, riling them up throughout the day, picking them apart bit by bit until they’re both falling apart and then slowly making love.

With that being said, if you’re the one to initiate he’s down for a quickie as long as it’s not some place you’ll get caught- but not the kitchen because that place is sacred to him (you will definitely end up fucking in the kitchen). Because you’re on a ship and don’t have the most tactful crew sometimes quickies are all you have time for but he makes up for it by bringing you to the edge with his fingers and mouth as many times as you need before finally fucking you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

While not loud, he certainly doesn’t hold back his noises.

Sanji moans into you- your neck, chest, ear or mouth in between hot open-mouthed kisses. He pants and swears under his breath, but the closer he gets to orgasm the louder and whinier he becomes. He gasps out your name if you tease his sensitive nipples or clench/thrust particularly hard. Most of the noise he makes is praise as his fingers run through your hair and presses his forehead against yours- doing that to him, especially in the beginning of your relationship, and he just might start tearing up.

When subbing/bottoming, he lets out sweet whimpers and soft moans with every thrust and every soft kiss pressed to his neck. Once he’s come on your cock he gets loud, panting and gasping from overstimulation and moaning your name with his head shoved into the sheets. If he’s come hands free, he will scream your name after trembling and shaking through his orgasm- shove your fingers in his mouth and tell him to suck lest you attract any unwanted attention.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Sanji’s sex drive is above average, but it isn’t crazy high. Sometimes he has too much going on in his head and onboard to consider sex

He’s honestly content just to be in your company, and doesn’t need sex all that often- as long as he has you, he’s happy. Now, that being said, his sex drive is above average (when he isn’t being stressed out) and you can generally expect him to be down to do the dirty whenever you want. He gets bouts of massive horniness where he’ll wake you up with his head between your legs, moaning as he bobs sloppily up and down your length, coating it in saliva until it’s just wet enough to slip into his tight heat and start riding you.

finally watched fan letter oh my fucking GOD it was so good. also god DAMn the marines were doing so much damage. WYM MELT THE SEA??

booping you while i cook tea prepare for revenge