What Is This Dude's Problem

belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈🎈

THAN KKK YOUUUU

Regarding the Shuggy thing the only time they are referred to as “brothers” to my knowledge is one time when a marine says that Buggy and Shanks have a brotherly bond. However, this is during a scene where that marine is talking about how powerful and intimidating Buggy is so the joke is kinda that the marines have no idea what is actually going on. However, this has been used a lot by people who dislike Shuggy to try and discredit the ship by calling it incest.

Yeah brotherly bond could just mean a brother like bond, nothing like ace and luffy claiming eachother as brothers. If they were claimed brothers surely there would be a scene where they did the ritual like luffy and ace did since there have been some flashbacks of shanks and buggy. Maybe in canon they would find it weird since maybe theyd see eachother as brother like friends but brother like friends are still not the same as brothers

Compliments

Shanks x reader. Male in mind but nothing is gendered. 500ish words

Shanks is used to compliments, he gets them often because he’s objectively handsome. Even his faults, like the missing arm and scars, add to his charm. Still, there are some things that catch him off guard. Like you.

“Your face is really pleasing to look at.” You tell him.

“Thanks, kid, look all you want. Consider it a perk of having me as your captain!” He’s got the biggest grin on his face, just because he’s complimented often doesn’t mean he dislikes it now.

“I do, and I will continue to do so.” You give him more to eat. “Your lips are a little chapped but the way they’re framed by your stubble makes them so kissable.” Shanks flushes slightly but his smile gets wider. 

“You’re really laying it on, huh? I never thought his ego could get bigger but I can practically see it inflating.” Beckman jokes, lighting a cigarette. “You only joined a couple months ago and he walks around like a show dog now.” 

“C’mon~ Why shouldn’t I? Clearly I’m doing a favor to the world, right?” Shanks dismisses, happy from your compliments that are always thought out. Whether it’s complimenting the shade of red his hair is or how his wrinkles compliment his features, he loves it. The way you say it too, you aren’t flirting with him, just saying your truth. 

“You’ve got him all buttered up.” Beckman’s almost disgusted, seeing Shanks at his grown age getting all fuzzy from some compliments. Though to be honest if he got thoughtful comments about himself as often as you do to Shanks he might be the same. He won’t say that though, someone has to keep the Captain’s ego down. “It’s hurting my eyes.” Shanks huffs slightly at that.

“No need to be jealous, you can be the third handsomest on the ship. After (Y/N).” The redhead states, flirting softly then looking to you for a reaction. You give him a nod.

“Beck is handsome too.” No reaction. Shanks feels slightly dejected, but still nice. This just means that you really are giving these comments from objective observation. He does feel bad just getting all of this without giving you anything back, though. 

“So are you, maybe my charm just attracts other charming people.” He winks.

…

You nod, Shanks sighs. “Take the compliment kid.”

“Sorry. it’s just… I’m a little distracted right now.” You respond.

“Charming enough that I’ve got your head in the clouds, now?” He half-jokes.

“Yeah. Your lips really do look kissable right now. I thought about grabbing your waist too, it would feel really nice in my hands.” 

"..." Shanks flushes again, are you flirting with him or not? 

“Hand on waist… so nice, when your face flushes it’s close to the color of your hair. It’s really cute.” You look to the distance, your mind wandering. It clicks to the captain and first mate, maybe this isn’t flirting OR compliments to be nice. You might just be too honest with an inability to keep your thoughts to yourself.

Is this the child mauler 4000 or something

oh great now my bus is either late or came earlier than i could catch it im gonna fall to my knees. if it doesnt come in the next like 5-8 minutes im gonna have to ask for a ride

edit: YES I SEE IT OMG THANK GLOB

Im so fucking tired bruh i spent all night studying last min i hope i dont fall asleep during the test

I don't actually know if anyone was able to tell but the thing in my pfp is based on this

When i was itty bitty my brothers would watch one piece and i always thought it was kinda cool but it was boring. Then one day i saw my brother watching fishman island and i thought it was so beautoful and shirahoshi was so cool that i finally pushed through just watching the first 10 episodes and catching up

Why did you start watching One piece?

I started because I saw a picture of Ace. . . . . . . 😅 I was like, yeah I'm gonna simp for this guy. "Better start watching."

Even though I knew he wouldn't show up until a couple hundred episodes or so. 🥲

And now I can't stop simping over him, it just dosen't get over. (I'm not complaining though. 😏)

"Did anyone start for a different reason?"

why are you yellow

the incident

PLEASE SPOIELR WARNING THINGS IF THEYRE SPOILERS FOR ONE PIEVE PLEAS EPLEAE EPLESS EPLEASE PLEAD EPLESSE PLEADEE. OR ATLEAST PUT MANGA OR SPOIELRS IN TAGS SINCE I HAVE THOSE FILTERED ALL I DO ON THIS APP IS OPEN IT AND THEN CRY AND CLSOE IT

hate that fuck ass clown. Sorry to all the Shuggy lovers but i keep trying to find shanks fanart and theyre all just shuggy shit and i HATE that fuck ass clown 😭. It sucks sm bc childhood friends is a ship trope i adore but i just hate buggy so much that its ruined for me. He's so insufferable as a person and was terrible to Shanks and it seems like all Shuggy lovers just kinda ignore that and act like SHANKS is the issue. Like "Shanks fumbled" or "He fucked up" and BUGGY has to be the one to "forgive" him. Buggy was never good! From the very start he was trying to steal the fruit then got mad when HE fucked up and accidentally ate it. Then held a grudge against Shanks because when he accidentally ate the devil fruit BUGGY dropped the map HE was hiding from the crew! He was a fucking cunt in the roger pirates then acts as if Shanks "betrayed" all of them just because he didnt want to go for the one piece. Like fuck you i hate him so much. Not only that! It gets worse! He was raised in a loving environment with Shanks as his friend and the Roger pirates who were all good people and despite ALL THAT grew up to be a horrible fucking person anyway! He pillaged villages, killed civilians, and is terrible to his very own crew. He was fucking horrible to Luffy, to Shanks, to the Roger Pirates, to people, to even fucking Crocodile and Mihawk. Whatever they do to him is honestly deserved and I agree with Mihawk A THOUSAND PERCENT when the swordsman is like "You had the potential to be amazing like Shanks but let your patheticness make you turn out like this" Yet despite ALLLLL this Shuggy lovers are always all about SHANKS being the one having to chase after Buggy and it just being like.. a good thing? Like its not even "He's chasing after Buggy and i know its wrong" its like they treat Shanks like some dumb dog that wronged poor innocent Buggy and Shanks is the reason why Buggy's life went to shit. I feel so bad for him when Shanks is the one who's actually been truly suffering all this time and clearly has a fuck ton on his shoulders from what we've been learning yet every shuggy art i see its Shanks the one begging even in angst art its always him apologizing him doing this and that and never Buggy once realizing that "Oh shit.. IM the one who fucked up and I gotta help my old friend and now boyfriend" Nono the dynamic is always Shanks its always his fault always his responsibility when hes already got a million fucking things on his plate and a dumbass ugly blue fucking shit eating cunt sucking micropenised chud incel pathetic useless disgusting greasy red nosed red faced black hearted rotten no good scum of the earth less than shit encrusted on a hoarder's toilet clown doesn't need to be one of them i need Buggy INCINERATED i HATE him. There is nothing but MALICE in my heart for that thing and the only reason i would POSSIBLY want him alive is to apologize to Shanks like what the redhead DESERVES.