Love How The Netherbrain Straight Up Just “listen I Respected Bhaal’s Kid, Durge, But Not YOU 🙄”

anyway love scout he’s such a lil guy to me

wanna study him like he’s a lil lizard

Could go on a rant about how much I love the dynamics of all the mercs but I won’t cause we’d be here for ages

What if there was a crp dating sim, but you don't get to date any of them and the plot gets messed up really fast?

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

You know how like squidward hates spongebob right? or acts like it at least

And how in that one spongebob episode when the dude yelled at Spongbob for delivering the pizza late and Squidward basically beat his ass?

hear me out hear me out

The tf2 mercs but with eachother. Theyll yell at eachother and fight and what not but as soon as someone else tries doing that? You better run for the hills

I love the dynamic that France and America have.

France is kind of like a semi-overbearing parental figure who indulges America. He's a child in France's eyes. When he hangs out with America, he's always a little overwhelmed by how energetic and brash he is, but he still tries to have a good time while also attempting to "mentor" him. America on the other hand appreciates France and his gestures. He subconsciously wants a father figure, but he sees France more as a mature friend who always has his back.

Okay, I know this is from the magical strike au, but I think it describes their dynamic really well. France puts SO much thought into his relationship with America. He's worrying about coming off as an old man trying to be hip, thinking he'll end up babysitting and cleaning up messes, and just generally weighing the pros and cons to attending.

Meanwhile, America is literally just like "hey dude, wanna play Minecraft?"

undertale, everything’s the same except frisk is a youtube vlogger

Malleus: "Why do you stand against me? I am bestowing my [blessing]... If only you would succumb to a never-waking slumber..."

"THEN ALL OF YOU, AND I AS WELL, WILL NEVER. LOSE ANYTHING. NO LONGER SHALL THERE BE ANY SADNESS!"

Idia: "WHY? U srs? You're a Night Raven student too, and u don't get it?"

"Those goody two-shoes who do favors nobody asked for and force their kindness on others..."

"ARE WHO WE REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE MOST!!!"

I will always find it so funny that apparently according to Gortash, Bane approves of the alliance between him and Durge. Like Bhaal is losing his mind over it, whispering murderous thoughts to his chosen, being like “no, you will rule alone, we will betray him in the end, kill him!”

And Bane is just like, “Heheh :) they’re talking :) Gonna smush them together like dolls :)”

(I imagine Bane was just like “AYOOO????”)

Meanwhile Durge is just busy thinking about their girlfriend who just spit in Shar’s face.

I love Gale, he’s great.

So I was watching some videos of Gale’s epilogue discussions with a friendship/non-romanced Tav, and…oh my god, Gale…

[Sorcerer] You confine yourself to the School of Illusion? I’d have thought you could teach the entire curriculum…

Gale: I did offer, as a matter of fact.

Gale: However, the Blackstaff insisted I couldn’t teach every subject, nor could the simulacra of myself I offered to create for that purpose.

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Blackstaff: Well Gale, we’d be honored to take you on as a professor. What subject would you like to teach?

Gale:

ALL OF THEM

"A while ago, the headmage warned me not to keep too many gargoyles because the floors might cave in... But in my opinion, the actual problem here is the durability of the floors. I hardly think I deserve to be reproached."

"There were a lot of gargoyles around the campus that needed repairing. It was a lot of work to carry each of those back to my (club?)room to do repair work on them but... He told me he didn't even ask me to do that. What a rude man."

????????? 😭😭😭 Even with such a bratty nonsense attitude he's so cute?! And isn't their interaction kinda like a dad telling off his son?!

my personal opinions about MK1 men

Smoke is not a sweet little baby puppy boy, and personally I don’t think he’d like to be called a “good boy” I genuinely think he’d look at you like ‘what..😐’

Johnny is not this hardcore dominant man who’d call you a slut while having sex, yes, he may be this cocky guy, but he’s also a grown ass man that makes goofy movie references during poor timing. I just genuinely cannot see him calling is s/o anything degrading.

I know I make jokes about Bi-Han saying shit like “oh I could fix him!” But being completely honest that man is not fixable. He sees no genuine point to romantic relationships. He might get married and have a child but for the sole purpose to carry on his legacy. (Wouldn’t be surprised if that child followed in his footsteps and let him die like he did his father.)

and please, PLEASE the infantilizing grown ass men just because they’re genuinely good people needs to stop 😭 I’m sorry y’all.

Like I personally love Smoke and how much of a good person he is but please he’s like 29 I’m pretty sure, he’s not some soft uwu baby. 💀