What Just Happened:

i hate seeing people now making fun of those who care about privacy online. i've seen people saying things like "well they already have your data. what are companies going to do with it" and it's like, that's not the point. it's that companies /shouldn't/ be able to have my data and sell it. am i aware they probably already have my data? yes, absolutely. but i'm still going to try and keep them from monetizing it any further, why are we defending companies selling data they shouldn't have to begin with though?

I keep forgetting the name of Olivia Colemans character so i've just been calling her Mrs Nelson and now Nicks mum is, at least in my head, leading the most insane double life

Everyday I block the spam bots like an old grumpy man chasing kids off his lawn

Me: *playing minecraft with my friends*

Friend: Hey OP, where are you at? (on the map)

Me: *still reeling from the fact that TK and Carlos were both drugged and assaulted in their own home AGAIN* I'm at my fucking limit

Friend: ...

Friend: ok

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

The Crows as the 14 fear entities from TMA

Kaz: the Buried, the Slaughter, the Web

Inej: the Vast, the Dark

Jesper: the Spiral, the Eye

Wylan: the Desolation, the Stranger

Nina: the End, the Corruption, the Flesh

Matthias: the Hunt, the Lonely

I need it like air

Yes, we're all very excited about Heartstopper and red white, and royal blue (have been watching both nonstop). But I have to ask,

WHERE'S MY CAPTIVE PRINCE ADAPTATION? HUH?

I'm in Morocco, walking through a traditional souk and what do I find in between spices and handwoven rugs? This fucking painting:

I have never bought something faster than I bought Ronoroa Bono

When writing this, I did not consider that the Odyssey takes 10 years. For most of the story Odysseus has a toddler and a first grader.

Odyssey AU where Odysseus takes Astyanax with him instead of killing him.

Plotwise everything stays the same, Odysseus just has a baby permanently strapped to his chest for the entirety of the story.

Good morning to everyone except the girl sitting behind me in eternals who said nothing when Ikaris and Seris literally fucked but went "ewwww" when Phastos and Ben kissed. Go die in a hole.