Fucking Listen, You Can’t Just Type Out Some God Tier Shit Like This And Then Tell Me Not To Imagine

I think a long dead Victorian orchestra is haunting me... 😐

please reblog if you hear music inside your head all the time

No judge zone

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I know it's been an ungodly amount of time since this post, but I just chugged some coffee and have a spare moment, so buckle tf up cause I got an order of poly smut for ye.

Head cannons for my favorite bois (with smut) :3

When you very first got together they had no problem with sharing you

It only became awkward when you wanted to get freaky with them at the same time

They're not technically related but they grew up together and it took a good fair amount of time to figure out how to work around that

One time while they had you spit roasted between them they made awkward eye contact

Donnie proceeded to gasp and shout "step bro, what are you doing to my girl?"

Mood immediately ruined after you and Donnie couldn't stop laughing

Leo left and refused to talk to either of you for two days

After many months they've figured out how to get in the swing of things

After lots of awkward moments and a fair bit of coaching on your end (as well as late night conversations that no one wants to have with their siblings), they've made it to this moment

Started off with you cuddling between them while watching spooky movies

Your head was on Donnie's chest while your legs draped over Leo's

The raunchy, over exaggerated sex scene starts playing

You declare that the noises the girl is making are way too fake

"They're supposed to sound like this"

*moans loudly next to Donnie's ear*

Honestly what were you expecting to happen??

The movie is now turned off, while y'all are turned on 😌

So now you're stark naked in front of them while they stare you down with hungry eyes

They continued letting their gazes roam your body hungrily, each with a hand on one of your knees to keep you from hiding your core from them. Neither of them have taken off a single piece of clothing and your cheeks are burning from embarrassment.

"What are we going to do with you?" Leo asks, and you know he isn't looking for an actual answer from you.

Donnie licks his lips as his gaze stays glued to your core. "She moaned right into my ear, so I think it's only fair that I get a taste of her first."

They make eye contact then and you hold your breath, waiting for the awkward tear away.

Instead, the air grows even heavier with arousal as they seem to reach a wordless agreement. No one knows why or how, but something about the tension and the way your already splayed open for them has them uncaring for the awkward implications for once.

Leo sits next to you, a hand roaming up your thigh before skipping to your chest and massaging it between his thick fingers. His lips press against yours softly, surprising you, but you lean fully into it as his other hand comes to cup your face.

When he pulls back you can see arousal deep within his ocean blue eyes and the look leaves you breathless. Leo then grabs your hips and you gasp, fully expecting him to sit you against his clothed arousal.

Instead, he places you between his legs facing his brother; his thick hands wrapped under your thighs to spread you open.

You know struggling is useless against his strength, but you still find yourself attempting to close your legs to hide your wetness.

"Now now hana. You know there's no point in struggling when we both want you. We wouldn't want to have to punish you now would we?" Leo tisked next to your ear huskily. "Especially not with Donnie eating you up with his eyes like that."

You look up to meet Donnie's heated golden stare. Knowing both of your lovers had such carnal looks on their handsome faces only made you wetter, and you whimpered as the cold air met with the wetness between your legs.

Before you could blink the purple turtle was between your legs, glasses torn from his face and tossed onto the couch next to you. With Leo's hands keeping you spread open he used his to part your folds and inhale your delicious scent before gently licking at your clit.

Your head landed against Leo's shoulder as you gasped at the feeling, but almost immediately you yelped as the turtle between your legs bit your inner thigh.

"Fucking look at me while I'm eating you darling," Donnie demanded, and your eyes opened to meet his commanding stare from between your legs. "Good girl," he crooned and you whimpered as his words fed the flame in your core.

Without wasting another moment he was eating you out like a man starved. You bit your lip to hold back your moans as you kept your eyes locked on his obediently.

When a single thick finger was pressed against your entrance you moaned lewdly. "Careful baby, you don't want the others to hear us do you?" The voice behind you was laced with lust and you could feel the hard length pressing into your back through his jeans. "Any minute now they could finish their workout and turn off that loud music, and then what do you think they would hear, hm?"

Donnie chuckled as he came up for air. "They'd hear our sweet girl begging to be filled like a bitch in heat."

You gasped as he shoved his finger fully inside of you, only further proving their point as your noises increased.

"Fuck hana, you sound so sweet. Make me want to just," your head was pulled to the side as he spoke right against your ear, "bite you and mark you as mine."

The feeling of his teeth against your neck had you cumming unexpectedly against Donnie's face. He slurped up your essence without question before lifting his head and licking his lips. "God I forgot how fucking dirty you are. And you didn't even look away once? I think you deserve a reward," he praised as he stood and shed his pants, cock already out. How had you not heard his belt?

Donnie snatched you from his brother to allow the other to strip as he placed you down against the couch cushions. "Tell me what you want baby," he teased as he kissed your face.

Unable to find any words you simply tilted your head to present the opposite side of your neck to where Leo had bitten you. The taller brother let out a laugh. "You want me to mark you too? Oh darling you really are our dirty girl."

As he dipped his head to run his nostrils against your neck you made eye contact with the now naked man behind him, staring at you with just as much intensity as before. You really needed to figure out what was different this time around because you'd been pent up for months, and now you were whining and desperate for them to ruin you, no matter the consequences.

A deep inhale came from against your neck. "Fuuuck, you smell devine." Donnie growled before sinking his teeth into your skin.

Leo caught your lips with his before a moan could slip through and he swallowed it happily with a churr. After a moment the kiss turned downright sinful, his tongue invading your mouth and coaxing more sounds from deep within your throat.

When he pulled away you whined at the lack of presence only to have a hand cover your mouth. "Shhhh," Leo said, a finger to his lips, and you all grew quiet as you listened.

The music in the background had stopped and footsteps could be heard just outside of the TV room. Oh shit, had they heard you??

The brothers shared a look before grinning and looking back down at you. "How quiet do you think you can stay baby girl?" Donnie asked.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

You prayed to anyone listening that you wouldn't be caught, but you couldn't deny the heat that grew in your lower belly at the thought.

And then they were both on you.

Hello! I just found your blog and may have been scrolling through your posts for about an hour now 😅 I, like you, have a soft spot for both Donnie and Leo, soooooooo, how about some smut with both of them in a poly relationship??

AJDJDKSAKA YES

I'm so sorry but I just saw this, I moved and took extra shifts to be able to pay rent, but now that I'm quarantined I'll try to whip up a one-shot/headcannon list for you. Let me know if you have anything specific you'd like to see! 😊

Shit you right, I have every line of that movie memorized, even the ads, to the point where my parents are concerned. But good Lord, every time Leo says, "come to daddy," I have to physically restrain myself from charging at the tv screen😩👌😍😍

Sexy power moves

Leo:

Biting his lip. Ooof❤️❤️👅

Donnie:

Literally any time this boy shows off. Confidence=Sexy

Mikey:

Every time this loud boy get excited it’s just contagious? If he so much as smiles I’m fuckin dead

Raph:

The Fucking smirk. The SMIRK. Oooooooooooooh lordy❤️❤️

Do you take NSFW requests? 👀

Why are you asking?? You already know I do, or did the literal two fanfics of pure smut I wrote you go over your head? 🤣

Thinking about the first few times with the turtles in a more realistic light.

The first time you decide to let him inside of you, you don't expect too much. This is his first time having sex, so it's only fair that it's more of a learning experience than anything else.

You start with lots of prep. He doesn't want to hurt you, even when you assure him that you might feel a bit sore. He's so nervous that by the time he finally puts his dick in you he's full on trembling. You talk him through it as much as you can, but let's be honest- there's no way you can be completely there when he's stretching you so wide on his fat cock.

He pushes in slowly, and with every inch your breath hitches. He only gets half way inside of you before he's moaning and cumming buckets. He's barely conscious enough to pull out after the first three seconds, and even then he's still letting out the most sultry "hahhh~" and "oh fuuuuuh~".

That's how it's going to be the first few times. Their bodies slowly becoming used to the sensation of entering your velvety cunt. Nine times out of ten you won't end up getting off, but it's not because they didn't try, it's mostly because they're so braindead from how hard they came that you have to take care of and love on your man until they remember how to speak.

The first time they are able to finally start focusing on making you feel good you better be ready.

Chances are that he's been doing his research on how to make you cum. He probably feels bad that you haven't been enjoying it as much as he has, no matter how many times you insist that you don't mind.

He's between your legs, eating you like a man starved. He makes you cum at least twice before he's shucking his pants and boxers. He crawls up your body slowly as he trails kisses from your hips up across your chest and neck, nipping at your pulse point in the way that makes you gasp. He lets his cock rest against your pussy and slowly slides it up and down, collecting your arousal on his shaft while he shoves his tongue in your mouth.

The kiss is so dirty that you completely lose yourself in it, nearly missing when his head catches at your entrance. He pulls away from you and slowly starts to push in, watching as your mouth falls open in a breathless moan. Once he's half way he stops and tilts your head to look at him. "Beg for me baby." It's like a plea against your lips, and who are you to deny the one who stole your heart?

"Please," you moan out. "Need you so fucking bad~ babyy~" and then he's bottoming out leaving your brain in pieces on the floor. All you can think about is how good he feels, how good you feel.

It starts out slowly, him pulling all the way out before slowly feeding it back into your gushing folds. Once he knows you're ready he starts speeding up, hips snapping against yours as his hands hold yours next to your head. All the while he never looks away from you, too obsessed with the way your face portrays your arousal.

He's able to hold himself back from cumming until he feels you clamping down on him, and then he's losing himself as he spews out praise and sweet words as he jackhammers his release into you.

After that he takes care of you, holding your face and telling you how well you did as he cleans up the mess between your thighs. He's kissing all the bites he left on your neck as he lays with you on his chest, fingers running through your hair comfortingly.

It takes you quite some time to come back to reality, but he's patient and he never rushes you. The second you regain your sense of mind you look up at him, mouth agape in shock. "When the hell did you get good at sex?" You demand, and he laughs.

"You'd be surprised what I've learned the last few weeks baby," he replied with a kiss to your forehead. "Maybe I can show you after you get some rest."

"Deal."

You've never fallen asleep so quickly.

This made my fucking day. I'm wheezing at these

Incorrect Tmnt quotes

Mikey: What does 'take out' mean? Donnie: Food. Leo: Dating Raph: Murder Y/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Donnie: Favourite horror movie?

Mikey: It

Raph: Saw

Leo: Annabelle

Y/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Leo: Croissants: dropped

Raph: Road: works ahead

Y/n: BBQ sauce: on my titties

April: Shavacado: fre

Mikey: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Donnie:

Donnie: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Y/n: Change is inedible.

Donnie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Y/n, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Mikey: Hey Donnie,

Donnie: Yes?

Mikey: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Donnie:

Donnie: Where’s Y/n?

Donnie: April isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Donnie: Casey and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

April: Hello?

Y/n: Top 30 reasons why y/n is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Raph: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Mikey: I'm incredibly fast at maths.

Y/n: Alright, what's 30x17?

Mikey: 47

Y/n: That's not even close.

Mikey: But it was fast.

Donnie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Raph: Nope, absolutely not.

Leo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Mikey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Casey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Y/n: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Splinter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Leo: ...I did. I broke it.

Splinter: No. No you didn't. Mikey?

Mikey: Don't look at me. Look at Y/n.

Y/n: What?! I didn't break it.

Mikey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Y/n: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mikey: Suspicious.

Y/n: No, it's not!

Raph: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.

April: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

April: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raph!

Leo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, person A.

Splinter: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raph: Splinter... Donnie’s been awfully quiet.

Donnie: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Splinter, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Splinter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Splinter:

Splinter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Donnie: I can help you with it!

April: Yeah, sure.

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Raph: lol nope.

Mikey: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Leo: *Read 5:55pm*

Leo: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Leo, driving y/n and April: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Leo: What?

April: We almost got kidnapped.

Leo: Oh, okay.

Leo: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Omg, I never noticed until now 😂😂

Raph actually says, "Leo I'm gonna hit 'im"

“I can’t see me loving nobody but you for all my liiiiife!”

This is my favorite doctor Seuss poem 🙏🏻🙏🏻

i would let this man bang me so hard with no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen door to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I grasp for air, scream and huff, upside down on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on the chair, being carried, against a wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on the motorcycle, in the bed of a trunk, in a trampoline, in a bounce house, inside a pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, toe clenching, back arching, legs shaking, fist clenching, muffled sounds, ear ringing, mouth drooling, nose drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, can't take it anymore, legs divorcing and breaking in half, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, fireworks, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, soul snatching, over stimulating, ovulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, Beasley, devilishly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, black hole cresting, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, volcano erupting, sweat rolling. Voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, skin peeling, pussy popping, back cuts, heavenly, devils tango, and still worth it.

I feel like human Mikey would be Tom Holland

Human!Turtles (2014/16)

SO, 

if the turtles turned human. And they didn’t look like the actors that played them, how do you think they’d look? I HAVE IDEAS, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME (:

Leonardo:

TOTALLY think he could be a young Tom Welling:

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

YESSSS IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL;

Raphael:

Charlie Hunnam is my go to man for Raphael:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

ARE YOU TELLING ME RAPH WOULDN’T KEEP A BEARD (mainly bc he’s too busy working tf out to realise he has hair on his face) AND BE A COMPLETE HUNKY HUNK HUNK

Donatello

DONNIE = Nicholas Hoult

SWARVE AF AND HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

LOOK AT THAT LADIES AND GENTS 

I couldn’t find any big gifs pls don’t kill me bUT LOOK AT THIS SMART GENTLEMAN I COULD TAKE HIM OUT FOR DINNER AND LET HIM MEET MY MOTHER GOD DAMN

Michealangelo:

I chose Dylan O’Brien for Mikey bc why wouldn’t I…

ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL LET ME LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL;

SO SMOL SO BEAN MUST PROTECT!!! (also couldn’t find any body/big gifs for dylan imsosorry)

ok yeah that’s all enjoy this my loves, also pls tell me if u think i’m wrong bc i probably am <3