*Me As A Human Being*

*Me as a human being*

The bros are all sitting around eating dinner when Mikey pulls out the first pun, (you wanna pizza me bro?) and Raph is already groaning. Soon it turns into a competition between Casey, April, Mikey, and Donnie.

Eventually Leo joins in.

Raph gives up and starts walking away before I stop him and ask for a favor. He gives me a wierd look but agrees.

At the end of a particularly bad pun (from Leo) I slam my empty soda bottle on the table where Raph crushes it with his fist. "Wow guys, that was soda-pressing."

*Cue airhorns*

Casey face palms, April claps, Mikey loses his shit, Donnie is so shook he can't move, and Leo looks like he's praying.

*Yea, definatly describes me in a nutshell*

😂😂

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7 years ago

My babe went from: "Can I take your daughter to the ice cream shop please?"

All the way to: "Your daughter calls me daddy too."

😍😍

@selfless1978 I Thought You Might Like Some Cute Smiling Leo.
@selfless1978 I Thought You Might Like Some Cute Smiling Leo.

@selfless1978 I thought you might like some cute smiling Leo. <3

7 years ago

I like that they tryna change things but it's too much.

I Like That They Tryna Change Things But It's Too Much.

Thoughts on 2018 Turtles

I am trying so hard to like it.

I am trying to like the new turtles.

Like trying.

But I’m just like…

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1 year ago

All my fellas

Happy Womens Day To Everyones Favorite Woman
Happy Womens Day To Everyones Favorite Woman
Happy Womens Day To Everyones Favorite Woman
Happy Womens Day To Everyones Favorite Woman
Happy Womens Day To Everyones Favorite Woman
Happy Womens Day To Everyones Favorite Woman

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

7 years ago

"RETREAT!! GET TO SAFE GROUND!"

"SHUT UP MIKEY!!"

*Here comes China*

"What in the world..."

"GOT HER!"

"RAPH, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS OFFERING AS WELL AS OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES."

HC that Raph has a fine china tea set and NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

It’s official in my book.

Can’t change my mind, sorry.

6 years ago

Mikey: It’s dark! I’m scared!

Leo: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you! [stomps foot and sketchers light up]

7 years ago

Same! Ok now I gotta write this shit😂 been bugging me for a few days and I got a rough draft. 👌

Same! Ok Now I Gotta Write This Shit😂 Been Bugging Me For A Few Days And I Got A Rough Draft. 👌

Me watching Fifty Shades Darker at 4 in the morning and imagining it as TMNT verse where Leo is Christian and the reader is Anastasia. Also his mom (the one who a plain bitch and did shit to him) would be Karai and his driver would be Donnie and the douche boss is either Shredder or human Krang.👌💁

I can see that. Every time I see Fifty Shades I think of Leo lol 😂

❤🙏😊

7 years ago

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE 😂😂😂

“What Did You Do Today Gabby”

“What did you do today gabby”

haha

nothing important

7 years ago
unitato722 - Unitato722

I'm curious, how do you think the brothers would react to the first time they saw their crush had self-harm scars?

-Amazing question! Also I hope you don’t mind I like adding dialogue into my answers. Idk why lol-

-In all honesty I think the brothers would be upset, but not at you for not telling them, but at the fact that you had to go through some horrible crap. So horrible you restorted to hurting yourself.-

×Leonardo×

Leo first saw your scars when you reached over to grab a slice of pizza. You, him, and his brothers all hung out. Eating pizza and watching movies. At first he didn’t know what to think, but then his mind started racing and he looked up at your face. He saw you smile, but he wondered what that smile was hiding. After the eventful night, Leo is the first to say he wants to escort you home. Once you make it to your apartment, you expect Leo to say his goodbye and leave, but not this time.

He climbed in after you and looked down at you with a frown. He gently grabbed your arm that he saw with scars, pulling down your sleeve slowly. You stood there, shocked by his actions, completely frozen. Thats when you followed his eyes…

You started to tear up at his words.

“I don’t know the full story behind these scars. I don’t know what you have gone through. But please, PLEASE, if you need someone to talk to come to me. Please… I can’t loose you…”

×Raphael×

Raphael caught the sight of your scars as you two worked out. You had on a thin jacket and when you raised your sleeves, he saw them right away. He stopped everything he was doing. Everything. He walked up to you amd grabbed your arm, making you jump. He looked over the scars, running his large thumb over them gently. His eyes were already watering and he feared the worst.

He looked at you, seeing you were already in tears. He pulled you into a hug, holding you close and tight. You two stayed like for a long time. And during that time, he spoke up.

“Please for the love of god talk to me if you need to talk. Just don’t ever hurt yourself again. Please… Just please….”

×Donatello×

He saw them while you two were in his lab together. It was one of these rare moments where you two just sat down, laid back, and talked. Then he saw your sleeve go down slightly as you raised your arm to lay your hand under your chin. Without thinking he grabbed your arm, making you yelp in surprise. His eyes watered at the sight of the scars. He looked up at you, the sparkle in yours were gone.

He let go of your arm and cupped your face gently in his hands.

“I… I do not know why you have these scars. I do not know what has happened in your life. But Y/N if you need to talk, come to me. Lossing you would break my heart… I just can’t loose you…”

×Michelangelo×

He saw the scars on your wrist as you two played video games. You held the controller, racing Mikey, concentrated on the game. Mikey looked over at you and smiled, then looked back at the TV, but he did a double take on your arm. The game was paused immediately. You whined and looked at Mikey. You were just about to ask why he paused it, but the tears falling from his eyes made you stop. Before you could speak a word, Mikey wrapped his arms around you and held you close.

“Baby cakes please… I am always here if you need to talk. I… Just want you to know that.”

-I hope that answers your question! Also sorry for the errors!

5 years ago

I can 100% get behind these <3 <3

You got any Dabi HC's (nsfw of course) 💗💗💗

You Got Any Dabi HC's (nsfw Of Course) 💗💗💗

⚠️NSFW⚠️

Here you go love!💕💕 These were all I had at the time, I feel like they’re quite mild 🤣🤷‍♀️💦💦

• Dudes vocal as hell if you find the right spot.

• His back and hips are his weakest points durning sex and in general.

• He’ll immediately be turned on if you even so much as drag your lips over the exposed part of his skin under his shirt collar.

• He’s more of a Sadist than a Masochist, his pain tolerance is through the roof phenomenal.

• Choking is a big turn on for him, both giving or receiving.

• Loves when you leave hickies on his hips when you go down on him.

• Dragging his nails down your skin and leaving welts is something to be expected from him.

• He loves leaving Marks on your body in visible places letting everyone know you’re a thing and only his.

• He loves receiving lap dances.

• Hes the best in the League to give head, that’s for damn sure.

• Big Switch Energy

• Can be the world’s laziest lover one second then the most horniest bastard you’ve ever met the next

• Expect for him to constantly stand behind you, he won’t even lie when you ask him about it, even before you’ve ever fucked together.

• He’s an ass and thighs man

• Loves random blowjobs and hand jobs.

• Hes got a thing for being caught, whether it’s by himself his pants at his knees hands on his dick or straight up fucking.

• Makes sure you’re comfortable but still a bit careless, asking if you’re good then completely ignoring your answer.

• He is a ‘no means no’ guy unless he knows he might be able to get away with it (rarely)

7 years ago

Thank you! 😄

I can't wait, and maybe I'll submit a few more 😆

Turquoise droplets in an ocean of blue😄

Hmm… Reader is a sweetie pie who ALWAYS wears Turquoise. Leo has a huge crush on her. This can either be angst (Reader dies, blood all over Leo) or a fluff (Reader seeks comfort bc every happy person sheds tears too, and he figured out she was upset by feeling her tears?). Here Comes the Sun by The Beetles for the song, for sure. I really like this, I’ll probably write this too.

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/23/ Adult content. I'm a big tmnt fan but my soft spots are for Donnie and Leo 💙 💜 I love to write but my phone sucks so sorry if it takes forever to upload.

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