Love this, Scollace is cute.
But also, same question. I love the fake-relationship-that-turns-real trope. It's funny, cute and dramatic, but like how do you get "fake married"? Like are the documents the never-weds sign not legally binding? Or when the authorities say "you have to prove you're actually married or you'll be fined and thrown in prison!” Like they got married for convenience/personal necessities sure; but how would the authorities actually be able to prove that? Not all couples are physically affectionate or live together.
marriage fraud with your best friend — such a scollace coded audio lmao
(I have no clue why young neil is randomly there and this is probably OOC for him and stacey but whatever)
(audio is by @ lyleforever on tiktok)
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Happy Birthday, Classy, Snazzy Teacher Man!
My history teacher was taking role today and did very exaggerated formal titles for everyone (ex. Ms. *last name*, Mr. *last name*) bc he’s classy like that but my non-binary arse was like “ohno uhoh” and he finally gets to me and goes Ms. *insert my last name*? And I go “here.” And he looks at me, furrows his brows and goes “is that ur preferred pronoun?” I’m like “..nah.” And he goes “okay, what is it?” And I say “um, they/ them.” And he says “alright, so what formal title would you like me to use?” Me: “uh… I dunno.” Him: “would you rather I don’t use one?” Me: …yea. THEN: this COMPLETELY ACCEPTING STRAIGHT CIS AND GREAT 40 yr old dude goes “hm…. OH! What about colonel?” And he gets all excited and I’m like “…I actually love that.” And he goes “perfect. colonel *insert my last name*?” And I’m like “here!” And he mumbles under his breath “that’s a dope ass formal abbreviation.” & since this is the teacher the class doesn’t say a darned thing other than correct themselves w my pronouns. Then goes along w the rest of the role call like he didn’t just bless my entire life. Then for the rest of the class he referred to me as colonel.
Ok, I love this! So, now I'm wondering, does Thor talk to Tony's appliances while at the tower? Wait- Does Thor talk to JARVIS on the regular? Like does JARVIS make sure to order pop tarts b/c he knows Thor likes them. Also, does Thor actually thank the toaster for heating his food?
#how is this the same mf 😭
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As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
This post...is f#cking perfection, lol
Everyone deserves a cookie🍪 omg
"How about we search...Tattooine, Lord Vader?"
"How about I force-choke you and drop you in the depths of space?"
Wait, why didn't Darth Vader blow up Tattooine, too??
he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser
Yesss I'm so here for this!
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