John Mulaney is a mood💜
Also, here's an I'm-sorry-that-your-job-sucks cookie🍪
Me: So now that’s schools out for the term I have to go back to working full time and because I have anxiety I’ll put up with anything. Like I’ll choose to work at some garbage white person food chain. You know I don’t want to name any actual restaurant chains so lets just make one up and so lets just call it Panera Bread.
Me: So I’ll go back to work at Panera Bread and I show up at the restaurant and say “Can I come back in to work safely again?”
Me: And they’re like “NO! CUSTOMERS ARE GONNA COME UP TO YOU AND YELL IN YOUR FACE! AND NOW THERES GONNA BE A STUPID LITTLE BELL RINGING ALL FUCKING DAY FROM THE CURBSIDE PICKUP!!! A N D YOU HAVE FOUR WEEKS OF CROSSTRAINING TO MAKE UP BECAUSE YOUR FRANCHISE CLOSED EXTRA LONG DURING QUARENTINE!!!”
Me: And I go “Okayyy Motherbread” and I go to start crosstraining. Then I finish crosstraining and I go: “Okay this is a lot of new stuff and I don’t fully understand the new safety measures”
Me: And they go: “yeah, we’re just gonna have you start working right away during rush hour with no help or anything. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. AND WERE GONNA GIVE YOU THREE TIMES AS MUCH WORK AS NORMAL. Now take this curbside order and shut up!!! GO! FETCH!
Me: And I go: “Okayyyyy thank you Motherbread Sir” and I go out with the curbside order and get yelled at by a customer who threatens to call the fucking marines because we got her order wrong. (The order wasn’t wrong. The soup was UNDER THE BREAD BOWL YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT)
Me: Then I come back inside and say: “Can I please have a little time to catch up on my work that’s building up?”
Me: And they go: “NOOOOOOOOO!”
Me: And I go: “Okayyyyyy! Thank you the superior grace emperess dictator Motherbread!”
Me: And they go: “You’re a dumb happy little employee aren’t you? You LOVE it here!!!”
Me: And I go: “noooo! Noooo!”
Me: And they go: “Say it!”
Me: And I go: “I’m a dumb happy little employee! And I LOVE it here!”
Me: And then I go over to finish learning the new helpful training protocols which is an oxymoron and I go: “Can I please learn how to properly sanitize equipment and take credit card orders over the phone?”
Me: And they go: “Nooooo! We’re gonna make you relearn every station you’ve ever been trained for! And then, we’re gonna frame you for murder! And you’re gonna go to jail for 30 YEARS!”
Me: And I go: “Why are you doing this to me?”
Me: And they go: “Because we’re Panera Bread and life is a fucking nightmare!”
Me: But then sometimes I work morning shifts and it’s better
It's giving lumberjacked Danny Gonzalez lol
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do you guys wanna see how bs ‘’’bmi’’’ is?
let’s start with a few pictures of my body shall we
(please ignore messy room i’m in the process of packing)
okay so that’s the body of someone that eats healthy, literally my fave food is broccoli, and i work out 5 days a week, you’d think i’m at ‘’’healthy weight’’’’ right?????
BITCH NOPE
that bitch telling me to eat 1500 - 1900 calories a day are you fucking joking??? that’s fucking starving myself and i’m not doing that. fuck you.
Yesss I'm so here for this!
tbh the aspec community has a bit of a problem with people assuming they're the only person they'll ever know who wants what they want. like it's a reasonable assumption bc of how society at large tells you you're the weird one, but I get the sense a lot of people here actually believe they will never meet people who want things like intimate platonic relationships, or romance without sex, etc... this assumption is making it harder to come to terms with being aspec if you're hopeless that no one will ever be like you. odds are you WILL meet other people who want these things because there are actually a lot of people out there waiting for you too. you're not the only one and it's not impossible.
YES! First, lovely art; it's very pretty 😍. Secondly, I thought the exact same thing! Specifically when Tails got launched out by Knuckles and seemed to hold his breath right before.
It honestly makes sense to me for Shadow not to be super effected; he's the "Ultimate Lifeform". Plus, he was suspended in animation for 50 years. I feel like his body was built for harsh environments.
From the moon.
Drew this the morning after I saw the movie, trying to mess around with a more loose style and paint-y brush. Very experimental but I kinda liked it! Took about an hour to make.
It’s completely from memory so I know I got a bunch wrong, I’m probably gonna draw the scene again once proper screenshots are available bc it was so pretty
Also, something I was thinking about the entire time they were on the moon out of their super forms:
Disabled people deserve to fall in love. Disabled people should be able to marry without repercussions, without losing anything. It's almost 2023 and why is this still a hot take.
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