This Man Is One Of The Sweetest Beans. And, He Gives Me Life! 💜💜💜

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

So, I got on a dating site, filled out the info and everything, right? Going through some guys' profiles; age preferences; who I think is cute and such. Talking to my sister @charnellecatastrophe about how it's been so far....Bruh, some of them just put "ask me later." "Ask me anything." "Text me to find out XD!" etc. And nothing else! Everything else is just left blank!

Like, the reason you fill out the info about yourself and the type of person you want to date is so you can find someone who might be compatible!

I'm really about ask the most random and uncomfortable questions just to mess with 'em

"Does Hocus Pocus make you horny?" “You ever been to jail?" "Do you know about your car's extended warranty?" "How do you feel about horse porn?" "Do you read 4th grade workbooks for fun?" "Do you like cheese on macoroni?" "Have you ever cut your sister's hair with a chainsaw?"

You said I could ask anything 🤔

@charnellecatastrophe also pointed out how sometimes, it's the reverse: you fill out the info and some don't even read it! Like, say I put that I dislike horror movies. Cue, the meet up and you're buying two tickets for Paranormal Activity 87. Why? Cause, you didn't read my info or look at my interests. Another thing I thought of was safety. Like, what if you're deathly allergic to peanuts, flowers, etc, and I bring Reese's peanut butter cups, or a rose as a meetup gift. Now, you're dying, because you didn't mention that at all.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

Omg yes! Bruh, I bought this purple sweatshirt that I can't wait to wash again 💜😁 ooh and these black ripped jeans 👖 that are just a vibe with just about everything!

me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight

Ok, so I read the tags and this one stood out to me. It reminded me of this video:

https://youtu.be/pSLOqLtPsoU?si=SgDW2BtlrPDeaqt1

Steve pulled out all the stops for Eddie's birthday when he worked with Erica to create a oneshot D&D campaign and managed to get everyone to join in (some blackmail was involved) and Robin secretly worries about Steve being disappointed or upset if Eddie doesn't do something similar for his birthday, everyone knows Steve's and Eddie's hobbies don't really align

so colour her shocked when she's yanked out of bed by Eddie bright and early on Steve's birthday and is forced into the closest thing she owns to gym clothes and is marched down to a basketball court that Eddie has rented for the whole day

she watches in amazement as Eddie divides them all into teams, letting Steve pick whoever he wants (naturally he picks Robin first even if she'll be no help) and they split into two teams of six, with Eddie somehow wrangling the position of referee even though he only knows the basics of how basketball works, and the kids don't even fuss that much, there's barely a complainant about how they're about to have to play sports all day, they all seem to be begrudgingly going along with it, apart from Lucas and El who are practically bouncing with excitement

Steve is clearly having the best time, running up and down the court and yelling and cheering, a little red in the face because he hasn't done this for a while but constantly yanking his teammates and even those on the other team into excited hugs and handing out back slaps and high fives like a little puppy, he even tries to chest bump with Robin who gives it a go then immediately regrets it and Steve throws himself at Eddie once the game is over

Robin asks later and Eddie tells her that Lucas was kind enough to sit down and explain the game and the rules because Eddie had been trying to make it up to him over not cancelling Hellfire because of his basketball game and being a dick about it and he'd been going to games with Steve and seen how much Steve enjoyed it and yeah Eddie hates organised sports but a game between the Party and the Older Party is hardly organised so as soon as Steve pulled out a whole D&D campaign for him he knew he had to get on Steve's level for his birthday

Robin gives Eddie permission to marry Steve that day

Toni Carson - Writer on Reedsy Prompts

https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/author/toni-carson/page/

Hey 👋🏾

I wanted to share some of my writing.

Eddie’s waking up in the hospital…

“Woooo, oh wait, did the upside become the inside?” Eddie’s eyes try and focus as his head wobbles, attempting to look around his hospital room. “This isn’t the trailer.”

His voice is mumbly and loose. The drugs they have pumping through him are keeping him comfortable.

“Shit, Eddie?” Dustin jumps from his seat and grabs onto the man’s arm.

“Dustin? Why are you…hobble? Hobbit? Mordor,” he giggles to himself briefly. “No, your foot?”

“Holy shit, he is drugged up,” Dustin comments to someone behind him. “I twisted it pretty bad, but I’m ok, dude. How you feeling?”

“Who’er talkin to?” Eddie tries to sit up to look around Dustin but collapses back in quick exhaustion.

“Steve, Steve’s here,” Dustin steps back and the elder teen sits up, giving Eddie a little wave.

“That’s not Steve, silly.” Eddie waves his hand. “That’s a-a fuckin angel. Look at him.” Eddie turns his head more trying to get a good look. “Are-are you an angel, pretty boy? Here to take me to the pearly gates?”

Steve huffs giving Dustin an embarrassed smile. “Uh, no angel, dude. Just me.”

“Steve?” He squints before sighing loudly. “God, you’re hot. Dusty your fake brother is hot.”

“Jesus,” Dustin chuckles. “That’s Steve, man.”

“I know, see him?” He motions his hand trying to get Dustin to lean in closer. “He’s hot,” he whisper yells into Dustin’s face.

“Ok, you probably need to rest.” Dustin pats Eddie’s arms delicately.

“Hey? Hey Dustin?” Eddie slaps his hand against the available piece of Dustin that he can reach. “I’m gunna marry that angel. I’m gunna marry him. Do you think…? No, I don’t think I can have nuggets.” He tilts his head back peering over to Steve. “Sorry, angel, I can’t have your six nuggets. But I’d hotwire an RV with you for the rest of time.”

“What is he talking about?” Dustin whispers to Steve, whose face is the same color as the red Nike swoosh on his shoes.

“Um… doesn’t matter. Uh, Eddie? Why don’t you relax man. Just, try and go back to sleep.”

“Will you be here?” He asks nervously.

“Uh, maybe,” Steve’s wringing his hands together avoiding making eye contact with Dustin.

“Oh,” Eddie hums. “You look sad. Don’t be sad.”

Eddie’s voice comes out wispy and soft, making the hairs on Steve’s arms stand up.

“I could make chicken nuggets. How bout that, angel? Chicken nuggets?” Eddie’s eyelids are too heavy to keep open but he turns his head in the direction of Steve.

“Yeah, man. Sounds good. Don’t worry bout it though. You should rest. I’ll be here when you wake up.”

“You will?” Eddie sounds elated.

“Yeah, you got it.”

“Hmm, so pretty,” he murmurs quietly before slipping back to sleep.

“Ok, so what did I miss?” Dustin leans on his crutch and glares down at Steve.

“Nothing?” Steve shrugs.