Unicorncake17 - Unicorncake

Terrarium tail mermaid~

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Fernando Ortega, N. Clavipes Meets S. Erard, Mov. 1, 2008

artist: felicia chiao

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

Summoning ancient horrors to enact vengeance on your bullies ✨just girly things✨☺️

I grew up near Old Alton Bridge - this is my stinky little tribute to Goatman/Ryan/Shane’s stinky little bridge

Dude you know the question you asked what do conservatives get out of supernatural? So yesterday I found out that a friend of mine from high school who is a 22yo white cishet right-leaning Roman Catholic dude who is currently serving in the military watched all 15 seasons of supernatural. Apparently he liked the guns and the fighting and he also felt like Sam and Deans’ relationship with each other and with their father reflected a lot of his own experiences growing up with 5 brothers and a military father who was gone more often than not. When he started watching, his fav character was Sam but by the end, that had shifted to Dean although he disliked the fact that Dean was, and this is a direct quote, “such a whore.” I asked him if he liked the ending and he said that it was okay, that Dean’s death was “bullshit” but that the brothers got to enter heaven together and that’s what was most important. I additionally asked him what he thought of Castiel and he said that he thought his character was boring and he disliked it when the show tried to make Cas the center of episodes. He had absolutely no memory of what happened in 15x18 and had to look up the synopsis again to remember that Cas died. **********ADDITIONAL FACTS ABOUT MY FRIEND THAT MAKE ALL OF THIS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL: we met through ballet, one of his other favorite shows is Hannibal, he is an absolutely lethal jujitsu fighter, he has no idea what tumblr is, he works on motorcycles and vintage cars for fun which his dad taught him how to do, and when he was 18, after his gf at the time cheated on him, he decided to give up on women and he dated a gay friend of his for 3 months. Apparently he figured out pretty quickly that he was “definitely straight” but he kept dating/having sex with his friend/boyfriend until they both moved away because “he was a genuinely good dude” and he “didn’t have to catch so it was fine.” Yes he did suck dick. I asked

HELLO????????

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Aurora Oysters 🌌

part of my space shroom collection✨

Timelapse

if your art was one of my organs then I'd actually take care of my body and I'd RUN REALLY FAST UP AND DOWN THE STREET ALL THE TIME LIKE NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM because that's how rich people tell me i should become healthy and then I'd FUCKIN DIG MY WAY DEEP INTO THE EARTH AND GO ON A RAMPAGE AND GO COMPLETELY FERAL because that's how the shadow creature who follows me around tells me i should take care of my body and i mean fuck yeah art organ? your art? my organ? that's motivation for self care right there. gotta take care of your art, ya know? hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehhehehehheehhehehehehehehehehhehe

you sound like a cat high on cat nip zooming around my apartment in the dead of night

I think this is officially how I imagine you based on the messages you send to my inbox. You're like this little shadow cat/dragon that pops up when I least expect it and you only ever have good things to say, but you find very unique ways to say them

please take care of yourself *pats your shadowy, vibrating head and sets a can of tuna by your little paws*