@whatisgrass Is Looking For A Fiction Series On AO3, Wish Her Luck

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

during one of the excavations of an unknown female pharaoh's tomb in Egypt, you find out that Anubis himself guards the tomb and one of the lead archeologists greets him as if they were old friends.

everyone loses their goddamn shit

As a member of an archeological team, your area of expertise isn’t in language, architecture, or anything like that. It’s in convincing the various guardian spirits and protector deities your team awakens not to unleash their wrath in the name of people who have been dead for thousands of years.

ok I didn't see the G up top or the bullet points at first so I thought it was an article called "Gambling Gender Confusion Getting Run Over Graffiti"

deadass took me two minutes to realize what a fool I was

remember the four G’s

can confirm, i'm her sibling

How movies portray siblings: I know you might think I hate you but I don't. I hope we can start over and put the past behind us. You're the best sibling I can ask for.

How siblings actually are:

just found this on my dashboard and by law, I'm required to reblog this.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

that gay hoe is gonna die of h o r n y before Thanatos can even get a swing in

show-off 💜⚔️💀⚔️❤️

this comic is the result of staring at thanatos’ sprite reference for hours, the inherent intimacy of sparring, and nerdssssss

sadly my sadistic side hasn't made herself known yet

On tumblr.com you can be yourself, really messed up

first Pride shirt for my first Pride month

my mom is awesome

if it can kill me, I'll drink it

if it gives me an extra limb, I won't drink it because I won't die from it

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

incorrect quotes ft. @dead-deadashell