Yeah We're Faster Than The Train But Those Damn Bikers...

ok I didn't see the G up top or the bullet points at first so I thought it was an article called "Gambling Gender Confusion Getting Run Over Graffiti"

deadass took me two minutes to realize what a fool I was

remember the four G’s

am I allowed to kill you then

Pissing ass and killing rats. Happy Saturday baby

that gay hoe is gonna die of h o r n y before Thanatos can even get a swing in

show-off 💜⚔️💀⚔️❤️

this comic is the result of staring at thanatos’ sprite reference for hours, the inherent intimacy of sparring, and nerdssssss

the blood of my enemies that stain most of my outfits and the night without stars that have thankfully settled on my boots

Describe your favorite color without using the word color, rainbow, or the name of any other color.

just found this on my dashboard and by law, I'm required to reblog this.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

"On one hand, I could be hunted down by some of the greatest heroes of this generation. On the other hand, it'll be fun and exciting...

A-list supervillain, here I come."

You are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your job. During a battle with a villain, you accidentally end up killing one of the most prolific superheroes of your time. That’s when you realize that with your niché power that is useless as a hero, you could be an A-list supervillain.

I'm automatically required by law to use all of these

hey babe come look at this (affectionate)

at this point they don't really give a fuck

I can’t look at older Phoenix and Edgeworth without dying inside

deranged post number three

i am attracted to men

shit, not again

i literally just woke up at 2 am wtf

bi panic initiating in 3...2...1

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