Alaska Invaded Europe And Won

literally named this "blackmail.jpg"

YOU CAN NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE—

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—

Person A: Why do I hear police sirens behind us?

Person B, holding up bags of money: I accidentally robbed a bank

Person A, having a stroke: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY ROB A BANK-

not gonna lie, the last three lines could be an excellent incorrect quote

actually the entire thing could be an incorrect quote

sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

"For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker's curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am... with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home.

Yet when I turn around, and look at the course I've run... there's not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me."

without saying your favorite character’s name, put in the tags a quote said by your fav.

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

John Walker: *teases Bucky about his staring problem*

Sam: I'm sorry to say that you've lost your kneecap privileges

(what do you mean that's not how that scene went—)

only sam can joke about bucky's staring problem, if anyone else does it sam would go on defensive mode

ok I didn't see the G up top or the bullet points at first so I thought it was an article called "Gambling Gender Confusion Getting Run Over Graffiti"

deadass took me two minutes to realize what a fool I was

remember the four G’s

new aesthetic: dancing in the darkness, thin pajamas on during a cool night, the stars hanging above, listening to songs about a revolution, without a care in the world

simple, simple chaos

im her sister and can confirm, i was gnawing at my enclosure and almost killed someone

i was casually doodling random shit on printer paper and all of a sudden my sister is blowing my phone with ao3 being down and now im tempted to draw a skull with a bloody arrow going through it and labeling it "me fr" (i cant draw for shit)