Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.
- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.
- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.
- The fic is about your OTP, it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.
- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.
- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.
- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.
I don't care about canon, I want The Gay TM
"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me
Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you
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This isn't even all..
TNT: They are not a couple.
Jane: *spends all her free time at Maura's*
TNT: They are not a couple.
Someone who wants to hurt Jane: *goes after Maura*
TNT: They are not a couple.
Maura: I like your brother, but I love you.
TNT: They are not a couple.
Jane and Maura: Fighting is hard and drains both of them to the marrow of their bones. (3x02)
TNT: They are not a couple.
Maura and Jane: *Each other's main relationship and focus.*
TNT: They are not a couple.
Rizzles: Raising my mother is harder than I thought it would be. *scene* (5x10)
TNT: They are not a couple.
Maura: *tells Jane the most about her father than she ever has to anyone, including her adoptive mother*
TNT: They are not a couple.
Jane & Maura: I'm always here for you.
TNT: They are not a couple.
Jane: Is over at Maura's basically 24/7
TNT: They are not a couple.
Maura: *is there when Jane wakes up in hospital* (5x09)
TNT: They are not a couple.
Rizzles: *literally each other's most important person*
TNT: They are not a couple.
Rizzles: *go to the city of romantic love together for a whole month* (7x13)
TNT: They are not a couple.
When you search up 'gayest non gay show' Rizzoli and Isles showps up in the search engine.
While they might not needed to had been romantic, there was nothing straight about their relationship.
I actually can't quite believe that I've posted 8 chapers on ff.net so far, but it does feel nice to have this little "side project" and to simply write something that brings me joy, distracts me from my current, difficult personal situation, and maybe even makes another person smile or feel the feelings TM or whatever. Reading fanfiction is just so magical - one can read exactly the type of stories one feels in the mood for, and there are so many crazily talented writers out there that it makes my head spin!
Can't wait to continue my story, hehe :)
"done." I say through tears as I pick out yet another fanfic of the same people but this time they meet at a carnival.
Okay, but season 1 episode 09 of Rizzoli & Isles?! The way Jane soothingly touches Maura's arm and how Maura reacts with this very specific look, this precious combination of surprise and wonder and tenderness for Jane?! The way they sit at home and Jane reassures Maura she doesn't have one single evil bone in her body and how they hold hands so intimately?! And then the lighter scene at the very end, when they join some plumbing business with Jane's father and brother behind the bar, how Maura reaches out her hand to touch Jane,and how Jane reciprocates that gesture and it just looks so very domestic and sweet and natural?! I am going FERAL I ship them so hard it blocks the Suez canal
Let's do this till 2am
cmon girlies we’re picking out a 10k+ single chapter fic on ao3 to read stomach down head turned towards our phones held next to our pillows as we move only our thumbs to scroll until our sedatives knock us out
Just watched "The Banshees of Inisherin" and it's been such an emotional rollercoaster in the most satisfying way... go watch it, you won't regret it
Jane rubbing Maura's back soothingly and showing off her chess skills so she can impress Maura... and the way Maura looks at Jane afterwards... Rizzles is real <3
adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping
Shipping: Wlw fanfiction - Cabenson, Calzona, Vauseman, Rolivia ect. - slow burn for life - poetry - literature - nature photography - Sony Alpha cameras - dogs - hiking all year round - Iced Coffee - vegetarian food - all things sapphic really - memes for life - Insta addict but I'll draw the line at TikTok - Dark Academia - good movies in small independent movie theaters - sh*tposting - oversharing on the internet - therapy & mental health - depressed bean - but only a little unhinged - okay, somewhat cringe but yay - the Introvert Experience
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