Remember That Time Pink Kryptonite Randomly Turned Superman Into A Woman And He Was Just All ‘It’s

babe wake up new way to play chicken just dropped

ghost x reader idea for all you fanfic writers out there:

ghost and reader are together (married or whatever) and reader is bestfriends with Beth, Tommy's wife

They're celebrating Beth and Tommy's anniversary and they're a few drinks in. Beth gives a speech, then everyone starts chanting 'kiss! kiss! kiss!'

And Ghost, in his confused, drunken daze, he thinks they're telling him. So he leans over and starts kissing reader, reader trying to push him off in an embarrassed, confused rush.

they then explain to the poor man that they were chanting to Beth and Tommy, and Ghost is just like 'oh.'

go and tweak this if you like i just found it funny

Sac actun brings back some horrible memories..

Out of all the '86 flyboys who became like uncles to little Bradley, it wasn't Mav, it wasn't Slider, it wasn't even Wolf or Wood- who taught him his first swear word, it was Ice He'd done it with his nieces and nephews and little cousins before, so why would Bradley be any different? Of course, he figured one of the others would have beat him to it, but the shocked and speechless look on Maverick's face told him otherwise.

When no one had been looking, he'd quietly beckoned Bradley over with a "Hey, baby Goose, com'ere." When Bradley's little voice had proudly chirped "fuck" over the dinner table, Maverick had immediately choked on his food and dropped his fork while Carole immediately burst out in laughter so contagious, Ice couldn't help but catch on. Mav's pale face and shocked expression only making the situation funnier.

"Carol, I swear- I didn't- I never-" Maverick rushed to defend himself.

"Oh honey, I know. And I know I didn't, which means," Carol turned on Ice then, and damn. He didn't think of that. He figured Maverick would've already pulled the stunt. "Mr. Goody two-shoes, Thomas 'Iceman' Kazansky, is the first person to teach my son a swear word." Carol cackled while pointing and accusing finger at him.

"Ice-" Maverick implored in disbelief.

"Well, I figured-" Ice gestured over to Maverick while struggling to conceal his grin.

The conversation turned from their to all three adult coaching little Bradley on how, yes- that is a word, and no, it's not a very nice one that should ever be used, all while desperately trying to suppress their laughter.

However it was Ice who would suffer the unforseen consequences of his little prank, as over the years, neither Maverick nor Bradley- now proudly Rooster, would ever let him forget that it was Admiral Thomas "Iceman" Kazansky, Commander of the Pacific Fleet who had taught him his first swear word.

Young Barnacles!

guys I promise you don't need AI to write your headcanons for you, they're supposed to come from YOUR HEAD

val kilmer is so pookie

Can you draw the crew making sure that Barnacles is taking his rest or relaxation even though he didn't want to especially when he is hurt pls...

Well Dashi will keep an eye on him

forgot i was editing glen powells face last night to see if he would look normal if his facial features were slightly larger and opened my photo app to this