John Mulaney Has Checked Into Rehab. Here’s What We Are Going To Do:

So I arrived at my MIT dorm today and was assigned a room for this week. THERE IS A RAINBOW PAINTED SMACK DAB OUTSIDE MY DOOR. I SHIT YOU NOT, A GIANT, FLOOR TO CEILING RAINBOW. If this ain’t a sign…

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

there is not a single reason to not reblog this

THE ANSWER IS YES HOLY SHIT

Colors and Flavors

If red and blue makes purple… does that mean cherry and blue raspberry makes grape?

I just spit out my milk

Wake up babe, new gender dropped. 

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Reblog this if you believe Robbie Kay should be brought back as Peter Pan because Peter Pan never fails

Happy Birthday Martin Freeman

(September 8, 1971)

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

horror of being perceived vs desire to be adored

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(