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u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!

Help

Im at lunch with my close guys friends. We're talking about if Apple made nukes called Inukes and we could tell Alexa to drop nukes on China or something whenever we wanted. Help.

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

"The world had to move around Techno. He was the immovable object."

-Wilbur Soot

CM x Psych

This man is the real MVP.

“everyone loves you.” Henry said, “even the crazies!”

“Jefferson isn’t that crazy, he’s just misunderstood.” you stated.

“so thats what they like about you.” Henry said knowingly, “you seem to attract the stereotypically bad boys and that makes sense if you always want to help them. you know what? maybe you’ll be good for this town.”

Peggy: I love this whole "good cop/bad cop" thing you two have going.

Daniel: It's not really a thing . It's more like I'm nice, Jack is not