Praying That $1500 Randomly Comes To You When You Need It The Most This Year.

Hello friend :3

Would you like to drink this vial of a substance that is definitely not poison? :3

aw gee i sure love drinking things that aren't poison! thanks so much buddy

DON’T REBLOG ! or these beautiful men will come to your room and haunt you dreams tonight.

try at your own risk

Fact: The Winter Soldier can speak 30 languages

My brain: 30 different ways I’m gonna be turned on

My Thoughts

What I should be thinking: Trigonometry

What im actually thinking: Why can't I be a unicorn!!!

I GOT A FRICKEN CONCUSSION

Happiness Will Come To You.

trying to prove a point to my parents

like if you think there are only 2 genders

reblog if you think there are more than 2 genders

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

I present to you…

1-800-HotchlineBling

I'm all pierce and no veil

i’m all panic and no disco

Happy Birthday Martin Freeman

(September 8, 1971)