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THE STANLEY PARABLE | THE HANGED MAN

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The murder twins

POV: They're about to beat the shit out of you

Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”

And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.

And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.

And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).

Paratober day 14 - buttons

council of silliness,, what could they be talking about??

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

Percy waking up with no memories but that he hates a bitch named Ares and that he’s wifed up

Discussing Over Who Has Worst Parents:

Alice: My mother is embarrassing!

Sabro: My father doesn’t support my dream!

Iruma: My parents had me do child labor then sold me.

Alice and Sabro:…WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!

Vincat? ( Doodles from a few months ago )

saiki k doodles bc i watched it 10 times last month