The Face Of A Child Who Knows That All Three Grown Ups Who Just Told Her That Lying Is Bad Are Huge Liars

Discussing Over Who Has Worst Parents:

Alice: My mother is embarrassing!

Sabro: My father doesn’t support my dream!

Iruma: My parents had me do child labor then sold me.

Alice and Sabro:…WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!

okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

”who got you smiling like that” the media i’ve been consuming like a rabid animal to try to bring some meaning and control to my life leave me alone with my depressed gay people

Sig games multiverse.... Of chaos?

“percy keeps that picture of annabeth he had in his binder in his wallet and it’s his fav pic of annabeth”

instead i raise you

“sally found that picture while percy was missing and it now lives framed on the mantle of their apartment for the whole world to see how much that family loves her”

it makes annabeth choke up everytime she sees it bc all her pictures at her dads (if any) are pushed to the back and hidden behind pictures of his new family while the jackson’s have always and will continue to embrace her as part of their own

I was playing Chapter 6, when I entered the captain's cabin and started driving the boat (I have to admit that part made me laugh), does that mean that Hat Kid drives her space ship like that?

cant believe i forgot to post this hello ??? anyways outfit swap

new obsession acquired

I think Anya wears myopia glasses when she is studying…😔