I’m Abt To Put A Dollar In A Jar OH Mah Goodness Gracious

gay + ass = gas

i think it’s good to have a friend who gets mad at you and takes you aside to call you out when you do something harmful.

i’m going to lose my mind if my coworker acts any more manager-y. go fuck yourself Sara.

i only feel productive when i’m not around you.

so my boss’s wife always makes way to much food for him for dinner to where he can’t always eat his lunch the next day at work. as a consequence, he gives me and my other coworker the peeled, and cut up apples she prepares for him.

he’s been lying to her for two years about eating the apples. we have to always return the containers the same day to keep up the lie. we’ve received hundreds of dollars worth of apples and labor.

all of yall are fake i miss the energy we had with HAGS. those bitches were real

fr.

every time i remember max wearing chloe's necklace in the last episode my heart shatters into 89,000 pieces all over again

my experience: dating a trans man

i used to identify as a lesbian pretty stubbornly. when my parter came out as trans, ftm, i didnt think it would effect everything. my philosophy up until that point has been that i loved him more than i cared about my label. i decided to call myself queer, and everything else was between myself and my partner.

at one point, i truly did love him, but i didnt realize i loved the feminine version of him. the version who thought of me, and loved me femininely, and looked at me femininely. as far as i knew, i loved him for how he loved me.

he started testosterone a while after we were together. at first i noticed changes, but i figured their would be. i guess i just didnt realize how intense those changes would be for his personality.

he used to look at me a certain way. now he looks at me like a cis man would look at me. he still loved me, but i felt his previous admiration and idolization of me turn into something more sexual, desire. i dont think he has even noticed the shift either. as far as he knows, this is how he's always loved me.

i remember the first time i thought i didnt want a relationship with him forever. i remember the first realization i had that breaking up is an option, and its okay. i remember reading somewhere that if you think about breaking up, then your relationship is doomed to fail. while i think breaking up should be a last resort, that advice was right. the second i considered, or even acknowledged that this wasn't what i wanted, i knew my relationship was doomed.

dating a trans man made me realize that i crave a feminine love, and its been so long since i've properly taken care of myself. i need to let him go soon but i still care about him. i don't want to hurt him but i have to.

i care about him, but i don't love him anymore. its almost time i accept that and proceed to move forward into the next step for me. i will never regret the time we shared, but i do regret not realizing how i felt sooner, and acting sooner.

the person i married is the same person i met when i was 5 years old in kindergarten.

btw dating sucks as a concept.

ouch. OUCH.

HAND TATTOO OUCHIE OUCH.