It’s Nice To Have A Friend 💕🐾  Happy#NationalCatDay!

Scuze me, do you have the time?

No. I don't believe I do. I certainly didn’t have it this morning, did you leave it somewhere?

No, I don't have the time. I use a little of it like everyone else. But I don't have it. I think the Navy has it. In Washington, isn't it? They keep it in an observatory, that’s right.

Sure, they let out a little of it each day. Not too much too soon. They wouldn't want to give us too much time. Just enough.

The GE 8131-4A does not have AM or PM. You just have to guess (based on sunlight, I suppose). When setting the clock, just make sure that you don't pull out the alarm function until it's less than 11 hours before you want to wake UP.

I can't stand my own mind

America, when will we end the human war

Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb

In isolation my imagination has run wild and this album is the result, a collection of songs and stories that flowed like a stream of consciousness. Picking up a pen was my way of escaping into fantasy, history, and memory. I’ve told these stories to the best of my ability with all the love, wonder, and whimsy they deserve. Now it’s up to you to pass them down. folklore is out now.

📷: Beth Garrabrant

Nah man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is to begin with.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SCENE. 

We don't even care anymore

We're tired of being ignored

all the pop girls sticking together and standing up for eachother in 2019 is exactly what we need

FFS now it’s ”he looks up grinning like a coyote”

Dressing room is lit

‪Tiny desk, BIG mood. Thank you @nprmusic for that awesome experience, I can’t wait to relive it when #tinydesk comes out! 📷 Bob Boilen ‬

Oh-oh, come on honey

Oh-oh, count your money

Oh-oh, what's so funny?

#There's a riot living inside of U.S.

Q: Do you believe in God?

A: I believe in music.

Q: How do you pray?

A: I turn up the radio.

Q: Do you believe in love?

A: Does it believe in me?

‪#TheManLyricVideo out tomorrow at Noon EST‬

Hella Mega Tour: [is announced]

me:

Leave a whisker, on my pillow. It must have been Olivia.

💔

(Taylor Swift is set to become a billionaire)

alright taylor time to define “meow” as an adjective and you sure as fuck can’t use google for this one

ya know, I can't believe I even thought 

about getting back together with you

we are never ever getting back together

can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot squirrel shit 🐿

The Man Behind The Scenes - Becoming The Man is out now! Only took 5 hours in the makeup chair + a little sprinkle of privilege dust ✨✨✨➡️👨🏻