True Siblings Bond Over Bullying Phoenix Wright For Making A Girl Cry On Accident. #feminism

klavier is so fucking funny he straight up walks up to a short man that put his brother in jail, bends down à la how not to talk to short ppl manner, and is immediately like "do you want me carnally. in a gay way"

bad ace attorney facebook meme #Ive stopped counting

phoenix we need to talk about your taste in men

watching dgs2 case 5 and god i am loving this

recreation of one of the most iconic scenes in ace attorney

one of my favorite tweets

They're taking the elevator to eeby deeby

—Apollo Justice Ace Attorney spoilers!!—

What each character in aa4 would drink most often (I’m the authority bc I say so)

Beanix: Grape juice of course, man’s a full on alcoholic

Apollo: Black coffee or iced tea

Kristoph Gavin: Water with a splash of lemon juice. he’s pretentious, definitely drinks a lot of water for his skin, and it’s easy for him to get in jail. But not tap water, he’d make them buy like fiji water bottles for him and he’d pour them into crystal glasses.

Klavier Gavin: All the Gavinners have a brand deal for some pop drink like Metal Samurai Soda now with real metal flavour! It’s not great but they get paid for every sip they take.

Trucy: She drinks the same pop as the Gavinners bc it’s popular even though she doesn’t really like it that much

Ema: She wants to seem like a black coffee girl but she’s really a matcha frappe with extra whipped cream girl

Wesley Stickler: Black tea for his image but he desperately wants to put milk and sugar in it

Lamiroir: Lavender tea, not too hot bc she can’t burn her throat

Wocky Kitaki: Monster energy. And way too much of it.

Alita Tiala: Makes Wocky buy her some super expensive frilly shit. Like bubble tea from an aesthetic place.

Machi Tobaye: Milk. He’s a milk kid.

Spark Brushel: Mouthwash.

Drew Misham: Paint water.

Vera Misham: Water with lemon juice bc that’s what Kristoph drank when they met up

also thank you barenakedladies for being a consult on this post 😌

risky nap spot