My Sonic Headcanons (some Sad, Some Random) 🎀

Losing the last of my marbles chat..😛

⚠️Cw: mentioned gore/ s@icide

Gf hmu asking what I thought about the new Helluva Boss episode and I thought ok kinda weird she's asking me now because it's on hiatus and the most recent episode came out four months ago but then I looked it up on YouTube and I found a surprisingly well animated clip of Stolas SH@@TING HIMSELF and according to her there are people who think it's legit😭

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Might need you carnally

looks a little badbut its okay for the one hour i took to make it lol. lyrics are from Lovesong by The Cure, but theyre mixed up :p

My stupid fatass dog goes to check his food bowl after every walk and then gets mad he doesn't have a meal waiting for him like I didn't just feed him an hour ago. brother unfortunately you don't get a treat after every time you go out and touch grass I had to learn that the hard way too...

Zoo wee mama !!!

Dawg this is my secretary my ass is gonna get arrested for embezzlement 😭😭😭 (idk what happens when someone has a bad secretary)

Me when I get to take a break from drawing (for school) and I can draw (for fun)

I don't want you to get better I want you to suffer<3

never drink coke before eating a savory meal im dying

Fr what do they even add to society bro like keep them all in a little hole or smth

40 year old men keep ruining my life

a treasure found antiquing today