ALT GABRIEL IN THE PLAZA!

I just want to send that out of context to someone hehee

Friends, Ladies, Countrymen... I present to you

The Long-Awaited Rhoam Cucking Chronicles

A chronicle of all of Astor’s Rhoam-cucking escapades throughout Hyrule!  It’s just a one-shot right now, but I am open to expanding it with suggestions, as I do already have a few ideas for scenarios.

Come give me suggestions and check it out here-

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32975647

#Zant you fucking nerd #i love him

This meme has me in a chokehold

Por qué los hombres vivimos menos que las mujeres:

Every group of friends has:

(Based on this post)

hungy

Credits of the original vid go to @that_red_guy666 on Insta!! 🖤♥️

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I commented “150 likes to make this into a comic” under the post- well here it is 💀 (the comment got over 800+ likes LOL)

truly

reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason

CANONICAL ZANT FROM TWILIGHT PRINCESS TRAITS:

-is skilled in dark magic. The Twili were once humans who were cursed and thrown in the twilight realm. All Twili can use DARK MAGIC.

-Zant throws curses around like candy at a parade. He cursed Midna HIMSELF. All those shadow beasts Link fights? Those are Zant’s subjects, other Twili who refused to listen to him. SO HE CURSED THEM AND MADE THEM MINDLESS MONSTERS.

-Zant has no problem killing. He chopped up Queen Rutelia IN FRONT OF HER OWN SON because the Zoras wouldn’t bow to him.

-Zant is a power hungry usurper badass. Ganondorf’s influence was what made him go crazy. He was already willing to do pretty much anything to get the throne, Ganondorf just gave him the toys.

-Zant’s speaking voice is deep. He only screams when he’s fighting because sweet baby Hylia, who isn’t terrified of a scimitar swinging, screaming, dark Mage?

-in summary, Zant is CANONICALLY a badass power hungry murder machine.