I’m Not As Short As Some Of You Mfs On Here, I’m A Good 5’6, But I Want To Climb Both Pre Buff

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kicking, giggling, gushing, throwing up, slobbering, drooling, blushing, killing, murdering, gagging, choking, vomiting, screaming, cumming, bawling, etc. over eddie nashton

part 1 of 3

🫣 i couldn’t wait boo!!

are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line

ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.

i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that he’s holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, “aww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!” that’s how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.

just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. he’s tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.

after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he can’t help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.

who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasn’t looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldn’t stop staring at each other when the other one wasn’t looking.

ANYWAYS

it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows she’s stupid, but she didn’t even have a password for her phone..

eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.

for bimbo slut!reader, it wasn’t easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.

it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesn’t touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows he’s the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.

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next part is him finding her!!! 😽🤭

yo this made like no sense, i’m a little sick so ill blame it on that…

i am so fucking out of it right now. it’s so unfair that my throats sore from this cold and not from me deep throating anyone with glasses, so unfair to me.

someone take this fucking app away from me now, i’m talking too much. i’m delusional and debating making a whimpering audio with my shot voice.

THIS THIS THIS

HIS HANDS HOLY SHIT

call me back baby please?

just a thirst post yall, nothin new 😕🥶

hi. nervously laughs. i’m so sorry for leaving for like 3 weeks??? it’s a lil short for me, apologies. BUT YALL KNOW I DO MY BEST WORK AT LIKE 2 AM 😨

anyways

peep gymrat!edward nashton. he fully heartedly works on his thighs, i mean could you imagine cumming on his thighs 😳 goddamn.

like he does arm workouts, but it’s just so he can lift you up and down on his cock without having to strain himself 🥱

i dont believe in him having abs, like it just looks so weird in my mind, i like him having tiddies and a stomach ok???!

im not a gym rat but i get the appeal!! him sweating in the gym, we’re the only ones there 🤭, dripping down the side of his face, all the way to his cock, im lapping it up yall, god what i would give to have his pretty cock clogging my throat…

-ps mutual, im rewriting the stalker fic, i forgot about it!! sorry boo!!

HEYYYYYYY…. i’m just finishing up the ‘Cross’ series on prime video and oh my god, Ed Ramsey is just so interesting, stay tuned for a fic!!! just him in the fanboy mask??? OMG EUGHHH slobbering

I AM GETTING BACK INTO THE RIDDLER I PROMISE

ALRIGHT just watched kraven the hunter, ngl not the best movie… BUT what if we had lioness mutant!reader x sergei? THE “RAW” passion they would have, if they ever met, bc lioness mutant!reader wouldve been in hiding, bc what if calypso had two of those bottles when she was younger, gave the second one to lioness mutant!reader just a year apart from sergei, but lioness mutant!reader fucking freaked out and hid herself in the wilderness, just half a world apart from sergei. she gets into all sorts of trouble though, the kinds of trouble you need a lawyer for..

lioness mutant!reader finds calypso first, (duh, all women are fucking detectives) but keeps to herself, (in the future, definitely close friends)

(they have no idea about each other, until calypso)

ANYWAYS, sergei starts hearing rumors about “a huntress”, mf gets so curious, so he seeks out calypso

calypsos so confused how he doesnt know about her, “you havent found her yet?”

“her…?”

AH IDK MAYBE ILL MAKE A SERIES ABT HER

4am shits and giggles and delulus 🙂‍↕️

YALL i figured out i have a type 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ like ofc its the nerds (rowan laslow & george karim), the villians (loki & leto!joker), and the destined to be heartbroken (steven grant/moon knight & matthew murdock). IK theres obviously more but my lil tired brain is working on overdrive 🫣

whoever made these, you are so right for it

missing out on rowan fics so i might have to step up 🤥 kinda need some protective steven grant also 🥹 maybe feral protective daredevil too but ill work it out.. PLS dont come for me, i havent watched moon knight either 😥 🙂‍↕️

been gone for an actual minute hehe 🤤

had this thought abt rowan laslow like 25 minutes ago..

this is unhinged mb hehe hear me out, rowan + tiddies? titties?? tits??? idk whatever but obviously with rowan being the outcast in the school full of outcasts and a nerd, it'll take him awhile to warm up to the idea of just holding?? your tiddies while yall are just laying or sitting comfortably in the privacy of just you and him. like im obsessed with him atm n i needed to share ✋😩 def have to be dating him for more than 3 months before you EVER get smth like that, actually maybe more than 3 months, bc yall saw how he stuttered saying his first name in the med (r..r...r..rowan...) haven't actually watched wednesday......🫥😰 , fuck off bc tiktok is feeding me with the edits, its actually nuts