sure i saw the film trailer in 2022, but i honestly kept myself away from the whole spoilers/gossip because i legit hated the mf vampire actor from twilight as batman,, he gave me the ick, i dont even want to watch it bc of himšŖ.
BUT BABYGIRL EDWARD NASHTON 𤨠mf 6ā feet?? kiss me awkwardly?? let me gargle and choke on your cock while you squirm and whimper?? praise kink both ways š» ion think heād be down for degradation but tease him once that he has a small cock (he doesnāt, im lying fr), he takes it to heart and you have to beg him to fuck you again bc you made him more insecure (wtf š¾) heāll either edge you while eating you out for hours,, while grinding down into the mattress obviously cumming like 200 times during, or heāll fold you into different positions he ālearned from other people onlineā to get that dick in you deeper so you can actually āfeel itā this time.
cockwarming,, yeah he cant do that LOL pussy feels too good
heās so mousy lookin, want to just squeeze him in a hug šµāš« tbh heād probably cum in his fucking pants from love nibbles on his ear lobe(s) or scrunching his hair on the back of his neck.
LMFAO APARTMENT SITTING RN AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND WIFI, PLEASEE THE 3RD ONE
dano riddler on the brain 24/7
NGL
at first i thought it said āBendMeOverDaddy01ā, was like š¤¤š®āšØ yes please and then i actually read it and im š¤
FUCK this was supposed to be sfw, BUT i canāt help myself lol
i want to peg eddie so bad, im definitely making him wear a cockring,, OR one of those vibrating cockrings 𫨠so his tip gets all flushed, (idk if after 5 minutes, it would get pink or purple bc he needs to cum so bad, bc he legit canāt stop moaning and slobbering all over the dildo you shoved in his mouth or the ball you have wrapped around his jaw) heās obviously crying already?? have you seen him?? no? he definitely makes you take pictures, just in case, bc pegging him wonāt happen again,,,, this was your birthday present or whatever idk
LMFAO YOU ATE ON THIS GIF BABE
no bc who the fuck named this š¢ and can we be fucking friends š„øš
goddamn if i could jump ed ramsey in that orange jumpsuit in the padded interrogation roomā¦. id have him fucking me in that uncomfortable chair while my back is on the table after he just threw everything across the room⦠and he maneuvers me with my back against his chest, his eyes wild as he starts choking me with his arm, saying mine, mineā¦. mine
part 1 of 3
š«£ i couldnāt wait boo!!
are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line
ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.
i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that heās holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, āaww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!ā thatās how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.
just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. heās tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.
after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he canāt help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.
who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasnāt looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldnāt stop staring at each other when the other one wasnāt looking.
ANYWAYS
it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows sheās stupid, but she didnāt even have a password for her phone..
eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.
for bimbo slut!reader, it wasnāt easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.
it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesnāt touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows heās the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.
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next part is him finding her!!! š½š¤
yo this made like no sense, iām a little sick so ill blame it on thatā¦
just took dayquil. what the fuck, this is what happens when i donāt take dayquil early people. horny and desperate.
i am so fucking out of it right now. itās so unfair that my throats sore from this cold and not from me deep throating anyone with glasses, so unfair to me.
someone take this fucking app away from me now, iām talking too much. iām delusional and debating making a whimpering audio with my shot voice.
i dont know if i want pathetic, worshipping, simp, people (you only) pleaser, fogged glasses, down bad, whimpering, moaning, groaning, so protective, šÆ% sit on his face pussy gobbler: eddie nashton š®āšØ
or if i want obsessed to the point of feral, growling, sloppy thrusts, panting, cant get enough, down hard, mask stays on 75% of the time, āhe loves me but he fucks me like he hates my gutsā -ayesha erotica š„“ (yummy x righteous), also protective asf, type to watch his cum dribble out, buries his face in your cunt + doesnāt let you up for hours, edging you til you squirt: edward nashton šµ
LOL THIS FUCKING CLIP š²
hi. nervously laughs. iām so sorry for leaving for like 3 weeks??? itās a lil short for me, apologies. BUT YALL KNOW I DO MY BEST WORK AT LIKE 2 AM šØ
anyways
peep gymrat!edward nashton. he fully heartedly works on his thighs, i mean could you imagine cumming on his thighs š³ goddamn.
like he does arm workouts, but itās just so he can lift you up and down on his cock without having to strain himself š„±
i dont believe in him having abs, like it just looks so weird in my mind, i like him having tiddies and a stomach ok???!
im not a gym rat but i get the appeal!! him sweating in the gym, weāre the only ones there š¤, dripping down the side of his face, all the way to his cock, im lapping it up yall, god what i would give to have his pretty cock clogging my throatā¦
-ps mutual, im rewriting the stalker fic, i forgot about it!! sorry boo!!
i dont know if i want pathetic, worshipping, simp, people (you only) pleaser, fogged glasses, down bad, whimpering, moaning, groaning, so protective, šÆ% sit on his face pussy gobbler: eddie nashton š®āšØ
or if i want obsessed to the point of feral, growling, sloppy thrusts, panting, cant get enough, down hard, mask stays on 75% of the time, āhe loves me but he fucks me like he hates my gutsā -ayesha erotica š„“ (yummy x righteous), also protective asf, type to watch his cum dribble out, buries his face in your cunt + doesnāt let you up for hours, edging you til you squirt: edward nashton šµ
LOL THIS FUCKING CLIP š²
after crying is the best part, the knocked out, eyes swollen, dreariness, tired eyes, istg are like a reward for going through it, when i go to sleep afterwards, i always knock tf out and wake up with the best night sleep iāll have in a while. and sure i look so high currently but itāll be gone by the time i wake up and ill be brand spankin new again, just had to reset all of my emotions š¤
i love the idea of like a meet cute featuring peter sutherland, slipping in the rain and him grabbing your waist and you grabbing his biceps. and you both are looking so startled and you had the worst day and you ended up in a puppy boys arms and suddenly everything is just ok for right now. (i kinda need me a peter sutherland.) ofc he rights yourself, standing you back up straight and sheepishly rubs the back of his neck and tries to get rid of the blushing pink on his face, (he'll be so red ISTG). NGL i would squeeze his muscles before letting go, but yall do yall. GAW IDK. itd be so awkward before he asks if you're ok. but in all honesty yall are kinda taken w each other..... i might do a full blown fic for this ^^ ā_ā
THIS THIS THIS
HIS HANDS HOLY SHIT
call me back baby please?
just a thirst post yall, nothin new šš„¶