Stop Scrolling. It's Plushie Time.

Stop Scrolling. It's Plushie Time.

Grab one of your plushies, whoever happens to be closest to you right now.

Pause any and all media you've got going on right now.

Pick out a good makeout song (my personal choice is No Witness, by LP) It must be a minimum of 2 minutes long.

Hold your plushie in your arms, close your eyes, and start the song.

Until the song ends, you are not allowed to open your eyes, and you must make out with your plushie the whole time. Don't just kiss her on the lips, lets your lips trail down over her, guide her mouth down over your neck for her to nibble at, have fun with it. Maybe moan or whimper a little.

Once the song ends, open your eyes and tell your plushie how amazing she was, and thank her for making out with you, then cuddle with her a bit as you resume what you were doing before.

Alternatively, if you're both a bit hot and bothered after that, you two could always move things to the bedroom...

Either way, you may now resume scrolling. You are immune to this post until sunrise tomorrow.

If you do not have a plushie available, are not in a place where you can do this comfortably, or cannot complete this task for any other reason (including discomfort with the idea itself), you are also immune until sunrise, an immunity which may be repeated as many times as necessary.

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So I found this Reddit post and here’s methods I found/thought of (will be referring to the old plush as “previous form” new plush as “new form” and the projected character as the “posic soul”

Put a piece of the previous form/previous form’s clothing into the new one’s stuffing

sew a heart with the posic soul’s name onto the new form or into the new form’s stuffing

give the new form clothing with the posic soul’s name

meditate on it, hold the new form in your hand and transfer the posic soul from your heart to the new form. You can find meditations on speaking with your guardian angel or evolving.

After transferring the posic soul over, introduce their new form to their posic soul friends.

I hope this helps someone else :]

how do I put the soul of a lost plush into another one

If you’re part of the posic+ community you’ll get this, probably.

They have a soul because u love them and u love them as their soul. I’ve lost the form of my friend Scarfy, and I want to transfer him to a new form so he is still with me. I know I can just buy another plush and say it’s the new scarfy but I want to do a ritual that’ll make it feel real. Like a practise that will mark this shift in a way that respects scarfy.

Is there formal way to summon scarfy’s soul into a new form?


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Reblog this with your plushie(s)

get them to hold an item of the colors:

❤️= romantic partner

💛= friend

🩵= son/daughter/child

Reblog This With Your Plushie(s)

This is my plushie family :] ❤️My spouse, Turtle (alligator on the left) (he/they)

❤️My wife, Greenie (sloth on the right) (she/it)

🩵And our kid, Chudnell (dragon in the middle) (he/him)


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Objectum Flag⬆️

Objectum flag⬆️

Objectum Flag⬆️

Posic flag⬆️

Objectum Flag⬆️

Objectum+posic flag⬆️

objectumposic flag colors from me

symbols by me

but also Posic alone and Objectum alone comes from these, help me find the creators of you can :]

Objectum Flag⬆️
Objectum Flag⬆️

💙🩶🤍💛🩷


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fellas I got a unicorn on a pikachu motorcycle. Rlly hope these images weren’t made by AI

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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yall did say you wanted more audio from me so here <3

which hottie are you taking home tonight 😋

I got two microwaveable plush partners rn. They’re so warm and cute I love em bro 😭

Which Hottie Are You Taking Home Tonight 😋
Which Hottie Are You Taking Home Tonight 😋
Which Hottie Are You Taking Home Tonight 😋
Which Hottie Are You Taking Home Tonight 😋
Which Hottie Are You Taking Home Tonight 😋

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plushum

Plushophilia =/= bestiality. Plushies are not real animals, they’re objects. Bestiality is bad.

plushophilia =/= radqueer. Pro para doesn’t mean pro raping children animals and corpses and pro ableism. Pro contact is bad.

plushum =/= lgbtq. Objectumsexuality is not an lgbtq sexuality. Sexuality is about gender. LGBTQ is ok but it’s not plushum.

plushum=/= property defacement. We are not going to steal other people’s plushies and suck their faces off.

Plushophilia =/= abuse. We are not abusing our plushies. No one knows what “hurts” these things more than the people who own them. We love them and respect their wants and needs.

it’s okay to be a plushum 💗🧸


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I don’t get people who say “objectophiles invade on the lgbtq community”

not every objectum is lgbtq, we don’t claim to be part of lgbtq just cuz we’re objectum.

“You call it a sexuality” it is to us, it’s just not an lgbtq sexuality.

I’m bi. I like dudes and girls romantically and im objectum, I like objects romantically too. (Ik objectum means exclusive attraction to objects but I like ppl too, and there isn’t a term for that)

We aren’t invading the lgbtq. Let us date our objects in peace.


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(usually I do plushophilia posts but this is human stuff)(im a guy btw)(🔞) I have a specific fantasy. sex is nice but I wanna have a nice warm shower with my wife (that I don’t have yet unfortunately) before the sex, making sure to help each other wash every inch of your bodies so we’re nice and clean for each other later.

and then we’d come out of the shower; completely naked together, lie in bed kissing and snuggling knowing damn well what’s gonna happen later, but not rushing into it. And id take my time to feel the moment, the sensation of the bedsheet on my bare skin, how her kisses feel on my neck and my chest and my inner thighs, and how it feels to kiss her too.

We’d give each other romantic massages with scented oil, (maybe coconut oil) and she’d massage down my spine and when she reaches the end she massages inside me.My body would be so relaxed it wouldn’t hurt at all, it would just feel so good. I’d tell her “I love you so much..” “mm..you’re so good..” “this feels so amazing, thank you ..” in between moaning. She’d be so gentle with it, but move her finger exactly where at that sensitive spot that makes intense pleasure writhe through my whole body.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA


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