I Hate Tourists Here In New York. Like Okay Bitch You Got An ''authentic'' Newyork Bagel, YOU'RE IN A

I hate tourists here in new york. Like okay bitch you got an ''authentic'' newyork bagel, YOU'RE IN A CORNER STORE FULL OF HIGH ASS PPL WITH MENTAL ISSUES,MOVE!

Never experienced this personally, but YES

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8 months ago

Hello dear friends ! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉🍉❤❤

Please share and donate 🍉🇵🇸

I am Ehab Ayyad a palestinian youngman from Gaza, seeking to find safety and peace for my family if twenty members. We have been passing through all forms of torture and pain for almost ten months because of the war on Gaza. Life is very miserable and tragic as we are now deprived of all means of living. Drink water, healthy food health care and medicine have become things of the past. We are dying dear friends. That is why I am asking you to help us break through this tough situation.

Hello Dear Friends ! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉🍉❤❤

Life in hot tents are incredibly sad and miserable. We are now experiencing the worst circumstances we have ever had in our life. The war has stolen happiness and life from us.

Donate to Help my family survive the war on Gaza by fleeing to safety, organized by EHAB AYYAD
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Hello my supporting friends ! ❤ I am Ehab Ayyad , 22 yrs , … EHAB AYYAD needs your support for Help my family survive the war on Gaza by
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Please don't leave us alone in such dire times. Your kind contribution either through donating whatever you can or sharing my posts will be highly appreciated and valued.

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A photo that shows how hard and sad the life is in our new displacement area. Little kids are very desperate and hopeless with this new place. No fun places nor playground exist to enjoy their time. They are painfully suffering from the hardship and harshness of life. Please help my family reduce and minimize our pain and discomfort.

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A photo taken for our beautiful house before and after the war. It was completely destroyed and ruined , and all our belongings and possession were burned and taken away. 🇵🇸🍉❤🇵🇸

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8 months ago

Hello

hope that you are well

Please help us,May God bless you 🙏

I'm Etaf from Gaza Palestine

I am a mother of five smart children.

speaking to you with a heavy heart on behalf of my family who urgently need help.

The war has destroyed everything we own.

It destroyed everything my husband and I built for these children.

Now we don't have anything, We do not have the price of rent, food or education.

read and Share the link on my pageThe fixer

,My campaign has been verifiedBy Operation Olive Branch . 🌿

If you are able to donate, Do not hesitate to do so and rest assured that God will reward you because we are in dire need of that. And share the link on social media that would be kind of you. May Allah make you happy all your life dear Thank you. 🙏

I don't have any money (jobless teenager), so if anyone sees this post, please donate to her. Thanks


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2 years ago

Had to get on this quickly 🧍

Had To Get On This Quickly 🧍

Charles:

Had To Get On This Quickly 🧍
8 months ago

🚨Important update🚨🍉🍉

I am Anas from the northern Gaza Strip. Since 11 months, we have been suffering from woes and woes of destruction, hunger, and displacement from one place to another.

For 11 months we have been suffering from hunger, thirst and deprivation of food and nourishment, until we have had to eat animal feed, donkeys and rabbits.

For 11 months we have been deprived of education and study and our dreams have already been destroyed in this war

We have been suffering from lack of income for 11 years.

Our small house and the agricultural land from which we obtained our daily sustenance, needs and daily income to survive were destroyed

But after the war destroyed the agricultural land and the small house, we lost the limited income we used to live on.

For 11 months we have been deprived of electricity and water, as we walk kilometers to get a gallon of water, which is equivalent to 16 liters for five people.

🚨Important Update🚨🍉🍉
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Donate to Donate to allow my family to survive., organized by Anas Alshrafa
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My name is Anas Al-Sharfa. Since October 7, 2023, we have been suffering from a br… Anas Alshrafa needs your support for Donate to allow my

VETTED BY BUTTERFLY🦋NU 913 here

1492/50,000 raised Help me and my family reach the goal and live better than this case🙏🙏❤️🍉

To verify the TikTok link

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Please help me 🙏🙏🍉🫂🇵🇸

4 months ago

It's with a heavy but hopeful heart that I watch Palestinian families fundraiser on here, slowly accumulating the precious little money to go around that they need to survive. However, not everyone is so lucky. A lot of Palestinians that have not had that kind of luck, that did not get early verification, that did not get massive platforms behind them from large bloggers, have approached me in my inbox, asking me kindly to do what I can for them. It kills me that I have so little to give myself, but I've seen this platform collectively raise enough to change someone's life. I've made a list of Palestinian fundraisers that are extremely low on funds, in the hope that drawing attention to people who have not been lucky at all can help turn that luck around. I know most of us can't possibly give enough to get all of these families safe in one go. But please, reblog this list. Pick one or two fundraisers, give what you can, and then keep track of it. Slowly, collectively, we can make a difference in these people's lives. Share and donate as much as you can. https://docs.google.com/document/d/178EGDFKkHlh3y4TMVX82kqgITHsqtoMdNccI2f_94Os/edit?usp=sharing


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1 year ago

Me re-watching the handmaid's tale&taking notes on how to escape the US before the supreme court passes another law that will affect me:

Me Re-watching The Handmaid's Tale&taking Notes On How To Escape The US Before The Supreme Court Passes

Fr hope you get out soon I see the shit happening over there


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6 months ago

Hello everyone and welcome to my friends and everyone who knows me 💔

I hope you take care of my campaign for 3-4 days. I have some problems and I feel great pressure. It will take about 3-4 days to relax my body and mind from this difficult life. I hope you pay attention. I love you all. I appreciate your support for me. I thank everyone who will share my campaign everywhere. I thank everyone who donates. I wish anyone who appreciates my difficult circumstances to create a story with his own words and spread my campaign 😓

Donate to Help Dentist Family Evacuate and Build a New Life, organized by Ahmed salah Abujazar
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Hello, Please read this as if I'm a member of your family . ma… Ahmed salah Abujazar needs your support for Help Dentist Family Evacuate an

My campaign got 292£, if you feel that I have the right to rest for two or three days, support me with all the force 😖

@nabulsi @irhabiya @wellsbering @wellwaterhysteria @stuckinapril @appsa @brutaliakhoa


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2 years ago

FUCK YEAH I FOUND IT A

SUCK IT DIPSHITS


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1 year ago
Have You Ever Been To Earth?

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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7 months ago

A YEAR A YEAR A YEAR

A YEAR A YEAR A YEAR

A YEAR A YEAR A YEAR

A YEAR A YEAR A YEAR

A YEAR A YEAR A YEAR

IN JUST 1 WEEK IT WILL HAVE BEEN A FULL YEAR OF GENOCIDE. A FULL YEAR OF BOMBING, DISPLACEMENT, AND SUFFERING.

Why is this allowed to happen ?! Why have we not stopped it yet ??

Israel is expanding their colonial project into Lebanon, Syria, and the entire SWANA region.

Are you not outraged ??? Do something !! Help this family SURVIVE A GENOCIDE ! PLEASE.

Iyad and Ruba's families have gone through SO MUCH. Losing 38K in total because of GFM's shit, Iyad having to live with unmedicated diabetes, Ruba sustaining a horrible stomach injury while being displaced, their tents flooding with 5 young children to look after, and Ruba's entire family including her several younger siblings being sick with a respiratory infection.

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Help Eman Abushaban reach their goal by donating or sharing with your friends.

VETTED no. 90 and 173 on the SPREADSHEET

They've lost so much. Let's try to get them to at least 13K before the 1 year mark.

$10,010 / $13,000 USD

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