How Dare You Ruin Earthworms! They Are Much Better With Fur.

I just want to see the evolutionary process that lead to this.

Two words: Stingray skeletons.

oh my stars and garters

how have we been sleeping on ocean skeletons???

The fact that writers should, “try not imply that vegetables can have a redemptive relationship with God,” implies that vegetables either don’t need to be redeemed, or can’t.

merry christmas

Evil counter part to mothman

A woolly manmoth. No, not a mammoth, a manmoth.

My head cannnon is that the knowledge is the ultimate Rick roll that kills you.

What hits harder, a full-force kick from Cyana or a full-force punch from Kevin

Neither, Rei opening her eyes hits harder

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

This is me♡♡

Allay and copper golem could be the most powerful automatic defense system redstoners could think of.