If Alpine Gets Killed:

Do you play Minecraft?

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

if any of you could tell me why task manager thinks i have 13 firefoxes open at once that would be great

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow