Can’t Unsee IV Firing His ARMPIT LASERS

THE PARANOIA TWINS!!!!!!

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“Hey, Blas, how are you simultaneously pruned AND dried-out?”

“Listening to all of Skeletà for the first time in the shower.”

“Oh? Oh… ew.”

“Not like that! I swear! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just not my bag.”

“Your wrinkly, yet dehydrated bag.”

“Yeaaaah… when you do an Everything Shower, turns out you shouldn’t stand there after all the lotions and potions rinse out.”

“Stand? Not dance?”

“Fuck no, you know how many fatal falls happen in the bathroom?”

“A lot, I’m guessing. So you… stood, in the shower, to the Ghost album.”

“Well, there was swaying. And gesticulating. And shitty, shitty, lip syncing that nobody should see.”

“Buuut, you just told me about it.”

“Yeah, but you don’t have that good an imagination.”

“Thank fuck I don’t.”

“Mmhm.”

“Mm.”

“…”

“…”

“… So, album good?”

“OH YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW—“

Tired: Solid Snake

Wired: Non-Newtonian Serpent?

LUCA MARINELLI in DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH

Papa V got his very own magical girl transformation sequence (I swear I read that somewhere)

Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

I love how he shakes in the video

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Fuck me, what is this beautiful deranged Baroque Byzantine death cult? Kojima, you beautiful bastard, you’ve done it again!

I’ve been alone this whole time? You’re wrong. Death can’t tear us apart. We’ll always be connected. We will always be with you, no matter what. You will never, ever be alone.  DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH Arrives June 16, 2025 for Playstation

Two autistic brothers fighting over their comfort animal

I really see them doing it....