All Those Little Lines Are Jokes! ALL THE JOKES! (at Least The Ones I Noticed)

It's the Friday before Memorial Day weekend, almost 5pm, time for some summer jams...

Women of Star Wars + Onion Headlines

What i say: I have anxiety

What most people think i said: I am awkward but cute awkward and shy.

What people assume: I am imagining illnesses to justify my lifestyle and personality.

What i actually mean: I live in a constant fear. I worry about the past, current or future situations, i have stomach and head pains all the time, tachycardia and awful panic attacks that include heart palpitations, and breathing problems. I suffer everyday and not only in "stressful situations". I think so much before i do something and eventually i don't do it at all, so people think i am lazy. I suffer from insomnia. I sweat to the idea of having to interact with people. I don't use the word anxiety to justify anything or to make myself look cool. It's a mental disorder, i have to live with it and find ways to control the symptoms. It is not a trend. Many people around the world actually suffer from this disorder. Accept those who have it and help them, don't judge them, don't joke about it. NEVER.

MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers.

EVERYONE: okay what about police officers?

MAGA GOOFS: how dare you

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That young boy?

Albert EinStein

In the 1960s, GE set out to create Hardiman, a mechanical exoskeleton that could give its user the ability to lift up to 1,500 pounds. Unfortunately, the suit’s size, weight, stability and power-supply issues prevented it from ever leaving the laboratory. Kevin Weir at flux machine recently re- animated the wearable tech to help us imagine what Hardiman might have been.