I Only Want To Fuck Her If She’s Been Used!

Problem is now she wants to be a goody two shoes! That’s not what we signed up for. 

when they match ur energy and are as nasty as u >>>

Ducking blasphemy! Lol! Fucking autocorrect finally got it right!

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

That’s how I think about my wife, I just need to have the body she so desires to do the same for me!

honestly it’s hilarious to me that body worship is considered a “kink.”  like, you’re telling me there are people out there who don’t get off to the idea of treating every inch of their partner’s body like the most bomb-ass sexy motherfucking thing on the planet that it is?  or the idea of their partner doing the same for them?  absolutely wild.  what do y’all even do, then

Intimacy isn’t just experienced through sex. It’s crying together. It’s whispering late at night. It’s talking about growing up and what used to scare you. It’s going places that remind you of your childhood. It’s feeling each other without touching. It’s exchanging energy.

Hey friend your turn 😹

Yeah!

“Drink water from the spring where horses drink. The horse will never drink bad water. Lay your bed where the cat sleeps. Eat the fruit that has been touched by a worm. Boldly pick the mushroom on which the insects sit. Plant the tree where the mole digs. Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself. Dig your fountain where the birds hide from the heat. Go to sleep and wake up at the same time with the birds – you will reap all of the days’ golden grains. Eat more green – you will have strong legs and a resistant heart, like the beings of the forest. Swim often and you will feel on earth like the fish in the water. Look at the sky as often as possible and your thoughts will become light and clear. Be quiet a lot, speak little – and silence will come in your heart, and your spirit will be calm and full of peace.” Saint Seraphim of Sarov Nature is talking to you, are you listening? https://www.instagram.com/p/CQiWOU-BwN0/?utm_medium=copy_link

Why do you say shit like that about your girlfriend? You don’t have an ounce of protection for her. It’s very sad. You’d throw her under the bus in a second.

Wtf are you talking about? Who are you saying this to? Surely not me! If that’s the way you think then break up and go your own way!